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Originally Aired May 16, 2024: Wolves play-by-play man Michael Grady. Timberwolves superfan Catrell Maclin. Everything you wanted to know about Randy’s Sausages. 
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Deuces

Originally Aired May 16, 2024: How many years it would take to make Steph Curry's salary. Been caught stealin'. Everything you've ever wanted to know about pictures of your penis from 10 years ago....YOUR PENIS FROM 10 YEARS AGO! 
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Dumpster Diving

Originally Aired May 15, 2024: Delivery drivers have seen some things. Positive facts about Minnesota for depressed Timberwolves fans. Everything you've ever wanted to know about gas nozzles up your butt. 
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Disappearing Underwear

Originally Aired May 14, 2024: Twins Ambassador Dick Bremer, KARE 11's Janel Klein fights a 300-pound drunk guy for $50K? Everything you've ever wanted to know about getting piped bruh?!? 
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Fart Bottle Roulette

Originally Aired May 13, 2024: Pros and cons of butt-chugging. The Richard Petty of mail carriers. Everything you've ever wanted to know about camel jams. 
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