We enter the golden age of Sex and the city with chats about menopause - light years before it became the term du jour. We enjoy the era of nice Aidan. Trey continues to romance Charlotte, Samantha drops her standards, and Vanessa threatens to spit in Cynthia’s face.

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We don't know if we gave you our best here, dear listener, having given our all to our Patreon patrons, but you get what you pay for. In our latest comeback, Carrie can't handle the no drama life, Charlotte applies biz skills to dating, Samantha rides as ever, and Miranda gets cosy with Steve. Maz and Vag have a bun

Are we sluts? We know we are but what are you? Poor Carrie can’t get her hole, hates dogs and has daddy issues. Vag and Maz make a sneaky cameo in Sam’s apartment building, Miranda picks up a little something, and good old C-plot Charlotte’s fella has a filthy mouth

Happy New Year party people, surpriiiiise, we're back! As we emerge from under our troll-bridge, we learn that Samantha can speak jive. Charlotte gets licked, and Miranda treads carelessly all over Steve's dreams. Aidan makes his first appearance, failing to notice Carrie's collection of red flags flapping in his face.

Tag from Friends turns up in this episode, in which Carrie displays some of the 90s homophobia we knew and ignored. More importantly, Alanis Morisette is the antithesis to Geri Halliwell as she under-acts a storm in this cameo. Charlotte dresses up as a boy, and nobody but Samantha knows what the world is coming to! Maz and Vag eat grapes.

As Vag and Maz can’t help but wonder what horrors 2024 will have in store for them, they at least get to experience the joy of Magda’s first ever episode and the delight of Pocket Coffee. Carrie’s obsession with Natasha is more concerning than her obsession with Big, Charlotte York has a very Irish side to her, and Kevin the masseuse needs his stupid eyes checked. 

We are SO generous. The patrons got to hear this already but now the rest of the plebs get a listen. We made the hard choices in this episode, in which we discovered that Vanessa fancies Donald Trump, Mary has a thing for King Chuck, and everyone likes Melania. 

Speaking of erect, Vag and Maz decide which Irish politician they might boink. Leo Varadkar obviously but he wouldn't have us. We realise that Steve is the only character we've ever truly cared about, and Carrie is a law unto herself. Handsome politico Bill Kelly reveals an interesting sexual peccadillo, which of course Carrie handles in typically adult fashion...

We don’t know if this episode is about firemen or fairy tales. The gals deign leave Manhattan for an hour or two, Carrie finds herself a handsome politician to fill Big’s shoes, and Samantha diddles a firefighter. Meanwhile, we learn that Mary likes to waste the resources of Ireland’s bravest when she cuts her knee, Vanessa wants to be rescued, and we all want Channing Tatum.