Suddenly I Realised - A Sex and the City Podcast

It’s the season finale! We learn what happened when Mary got Mauwied. Maz and Vag are both disgusted by Miranda’s behaviour when she’s mean to Steve, and we realise that Beyoncé has a flaw. Meanwhile, Charlotte rides a horse, Carrie IS a horse, and Samantha’s boyfriend is hung like a horse.

It's woman vs woman on this episode, and that's just our Maz and Our Vag. The writers would have us believe that the gals go on holidays by bus. They would also have us believe that Samantha would take guff from an upstart underling. We meet Natasha for the first time, thus bringing ol' Big back to us

Ahead of our full episode recap over on Patreon, we share here our first voicenotes to each other as Kim Cattrall made her triumphant return to the Sex and the City universe. Appearing for 70 seconds or so in the And Just Like That Season 2 Finale, Kim stole the show, and our hearts.

Up to date, as ever, with current cultural references, Maz and Vag discuss the recent coronation of King Charles III. Charlotte puts her fella to sleep, Carrie destroys her fella's sobriety, and Samantha is the obvious choice for a threesome with David & David. All is overshadowed by the tantric session. Miranda doesn't really have a story, but does take a load on her face, so there is that. Maz and Vag consider a career in Onlyfans.

We said we'd do a quick react, and instead whiled away almost two hours. Prepare yourself for the most awkward nudey scene ever as Miranda embraces physical comedy. We meet the most boring love interest in Handsome Producer. Anthony is horribly mistreated, and all roads lead to the Met Ball. This And Just Like That reaction episode is on the house, for the rest of the season go to patreon.com/suddenlyirealised

We can't quite believe our little ears and eyes. Kim Cattrall will reprise her role as Samantha in And Just Like That, and Vag and Maz are beside themselves. We capture our joy herein...

We bring you up-to-date references such as the Dalai Lama’s faux pas, Joe Biden’s visit to Ireland, and the April birthday of Vanessa’s brother.

In New York City, the gals experience various nightmares. Miranda pulls a single dad to the world’s most obnoxious child. Mary replaces her father with Liam Neeson, and we learn that Vanessa’s worst nightmare is a summer’s day.

Meanwhile, Justin Theroux returns as a different character. As Carrie’s latest beau, he has a problem with early arrival. Charlotte is mean to Samantha and therefore in our bad books.

Vag and Maz are reunited after illness forced them apart for a whole month. We steal content from The Two Johnnies. We suddenly realised that, unlike Vogue and Joanne, we are poor and need your money. Clark Gable the dog does smelly rudies. We discover that Vanessa actually invented Milf Manor and Mary should be a psychologist. As for Sex and the City, this episode heralds the return of #poorskipper and other adventures ensue.

This week your host Maz is drowning in smugness as she announces she’s set to get Mauid! Carrie insults Gloria Gaynor, as does Mary. Carrie finally gets Big out of her system forevs - JK! John Bon Jovi makes the second most iconic cameo in the series. We realised that good friends should listen to friends complain about their breakups, and that Vanessa has a mysterious pre-existing relationship with ‘Guy Outside Miranda’s Window’ George Hahn