Suddenly I Realised - A Sex and the City Podcast

This week Mary redeemed herself by finally presenting Vanessa with the hallowed ‘buke they couldn’t ban’, bringing our hotly anticipated Coronation Street/Sex and the City crossover ever-closer. We realised that domestic abuse was actually no biggie in the 90s, and the awful truth is that Charlotte Yorke has a really dark side and should never, ever, be allowed to have a dog.

We realised this week that Mary is on thin ice if she doesn't stop acting like her aul' pal Carrie B. Miranda steps into the geebag shoes this episode. We also discovered that putting the name of a fashion house on a party doesn't make it cool, and while this episode includes plenty of jazz, it is, sadly, lacking in jizz. 

Mary was too jetlagged, after abandoning Vanessa to go to New York, to realise a thing this episode, but Vanessa certainly realised one very important thing - her co-host Maz is more like Carrie B than she ever thought. We also speak to New York City SATC tour guide, the delightful Christiana, and grieve on Samantha's behalf as she faces her biggest, and indeed smallest, challenge yet.

Scrawny fartbox Carrie Bradshaw has upset Vanessa so much this week that we realised very little. We did come to the obvious conclusion that nobody but Kim Cattrall can ever play Samantha Jones.

We also couldn’t help but wonder, if Geri Halliwell can come back to the Spice Girls, and Robbie Williams can come back to Take That, why can’t Kim Cattrall come back to Sex and the City?

Meanwhile, Big is still a prick despite more recent events.

What did we realise this week? Vanessa is more like Carrie Bradshaw than any of us realised. New year, new Mary - she's decided to become nasty in 2022. We realised that poor Stanford was abused by his so called bestie for many many years, and we remembered that SATC popularised the 'aul rampant rabbit.

We realised this week that we loved Big all along, so, everything we thought knew was a lie. Also, believe it or not, Vanessa is the good one. 

We realised that we have more than 1,000 downloads, so people actually want to listen to us talk! Heaven help them. 

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What did we realise this week? The first ex-Mrs Big is Vanessa's perfect woman, Miranda's so-called friends are so dreadful they drove her into therapy, and serial killer Rose West, who is alive as it turns out, has more in common with Carrie Bradshaw than one might think. Jack The Ripper is also alive and well, living in 90s New York and grooming Charlotte.

We realised this week that Mr Big is an empty vessel. If you cut him open what do you get? Dust, and a bit of semen. Vanessa is a sucker for a bit of eyebrow acting, and Mary would ruin a perfectly good slutty outfit with a sensible cardigan. #VirgoForeva

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