Suddenly I Realised - A Sex and the City Podcast

Miranda insists going to the doctor is ‘humiliating’. Charlotte gets herself a nice gay boyfriend. Big is a big dope as per and won’t let Carrie keep anything at his place, and Samantha plots revenge on an old flame. Vag and Maz plot to hunt SJP down in Donegal, and we suddenly realise that it’s better to have a doorman than a husband.

Ok fine this may be late but we realised this week that we're our own bosses so can do whatever we like! Big gives Carrie a gross purse and not much else, with the L-Word on the table. Leading us to be reminded of the fine line between tack and chic. 

Samantha encounters a worthy foe in Sum, and love guru Vanessa informs us that the best relationships are the ones where you don’t truly know the person and you never will. 

Miranda and Steve get all 'Upstairs Downstairs' and Charlotte has a pointless storyline about being a groupie. Most importantly, we realise that Liam Payne on Will Smith is the preeminent piece of philosophy of our time.

Merry Christmas ya filthy animals! Never ever say we don't give you anything. In this sneak peak into the world of our Patreon channel, Auntie Vag and Auntie Maz solve your dating dilemmas. For more of our boundless wisdom, sign up at patreon.com/suddenlyirealised

We discovered that Vanessa thought she was American until she was 7. We realised that ageism is alive and well and yet to be challenged. We found out that Donald Trump is a better actor than Geri Horner nee Halliwell, and it comes as a massive surprise that an old man has the butt of an old man.

This episode contains neither chickens nor dancing. We realised this week that Carrie is in urgent need of telephone etiquette classes. Apparently professional designers should always make their clients a major part of their wedding party.

We discovered that not only is Vanessa a wonderful person, but a talented doodle artist. And finally, we learned that the late Bruce Forsyth wasn’t a perv (that we know of)

We discover that this crowd of harridans all hate animals and shouldn't be allowed anywhere near them. Carrie B makes a holy show of herself wearing black to a funeral, but she finally comes up with an excuse to ring Big, however flimsy. Samantha's ways get her in a little hot water with the wasp hierarchy, and Charlotte's silly hat leads her into the arms to a slutty widower. We also realise that you just can't compete with a dead bitch, and every man Samantha ever meets is called Richard.

We discover this week that Vanessa Keogh, in her own unabridged words, wanks to keep working. You should NEVER stay out all night if you have work in the morning, as Carrie learns the hard way. Miranda’s had more sex scenes than Anna May Wong, Samantha patronises a server, and Carrie faces a task more gruelling than that of Edmund Hillary up a mountain, by going for a nice glass of wine by herself!