Today is your day non-Bravo fans since we’re recording before the final reunion of the Scandoval of it all. The three betches share their takes on Taylor Swift and Matty Healy’s split — FYI, Sami doesn’t claim to be a Taylor Swift expert, and Jordana doesn’t need any more re-recorded albums. That’s followed by Aleen’s dramatic reading of Pete Davidson’s explicit voicemail to PETA. It’s giving Housewives– honestly, public shaming is never the answer. They wrap things up with Natalie Portman’s marital drama, and introduce the hottest new book club in town, Betch Lit Society. Natalie’s french hubby is being sent to the Caymans, bc gross.

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