Der! This week's podcast somehow launched without the essential ingredient of Text the Nation! So here it is in all its 4 minute 39 second glory. Do send your public pretence stories to adamandjoe.6music@bbc.co.uk

Text the Nation mini-special!

Highlights from Adam Buxton and Joe Cornish's show at the Big British Castle, as broadcast on BBC 6 Music.

Comedy

Adam and Edith say a fond farewell with presents, made up jokes and some sensual voiceovers to ease you into the New Year.

Fond Farewell

A&E; welcome in the Christmas spirit with today's Memory Bank about Christmas traditions & Adam’s festive Bob Dylan release!  Adam also reveals his most intimate moments with the service industries & there’s more made up jokes

Bonus Bobbles

Entrepreneur Mrs. Bowman pitches her favourite nut flavour…cheese, to the Dragons!  There’s a crash course on the Irish accent accompanied by a helpful guide and useful phrases.  Find out who is the winner of the inaugural A&E; Song Wars with 73% of the votes!  By popular demand more bad jokes & this week’s Memory Bank is tales of TV appearances

Cheese Nuts!

The inaugural Song Wars on the A&E; show, Hollywood director David O. Russell launches this week’s Memory Bank topic on airline flight with a story not for the faint hearted!  Joe Cornish makes a special appearance. There’s more made up jokes, with four and half year old Rudy making his stand up debut live on air.  Adam welcomes the Christmas spirit by desperate searches on the internet for inspiration for his good lady wife & Edith confesses her hate of our feline friends

Cornball's Special Appearance

“Rex the dumpling egg!” listen up for more punch lines in the bad kids jokes! Adam is brutally honest, some may think rude, to Edith about her attempt at a jingle and her offerings of a mix tape for him! Coincidently intolerable rudeness is this week's Memory Bank topic, with thoughts from British treasure Michael Palin, comedian Tony Law & the discerning listeners.

Text the Nation mini-special!

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