The guys talk Brendan's surprise birthday party, Bryan's comedy special "Complicated Apes" release tomorrow and eyelid surgery plans, Kenny Rogers, Wayne Newton and Mickey Rourke's before and after faces, singing contestants, Transformer documentary, Playboy magazine, bullies, R Kelly's troubles, cousins getting married, woman trying to take a selfie with a jaguar, Paige VanZant in Sports Illustrated's Swimsuit Issue and much more!

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