"Justice" - the all-purpose Commie suffix that gives morons stiffies ■ LA City pols ban gas stoves/heat/dryers ■ The bigots and racists who run a Commie College ■ Now they've canceled MLK

POINTY CHICKS - EXPLAINED! ▲ Who is the POPE of New Year's Eve? ▲ N.Y. vs Las Vegas New Year's (hint: they BOTH suck) ▲ Meet TONY SPUMONTE ▲ Boring people NYC thinks are exciting ▲ Why Barbados' "Old Year's Night" kicks our New Year's ass

The sexy Santa's helper Larry never forgot ▲ Meet the LUDDITES - high school kids dumping smart phones and social media! ▲ The secret U.S. health crisis - de-mystified ▲ Christmas tree seller/felons ▲ The greatest Christmas story ever told

How That LARRY SHOW was born ▲ Larry rescues a friend and is attacked by a stripper ▲ Larry enters an alternate world on a Christmas long ago ▲ The bucket o' blood bar from another dimension ▲ Larry's NEW SONG that will wreck JOEY's Christmas!

How the acronym H-E-M-I will make you UN-SCAMMABLE! ▲ Recognizing con man tricks ▲ How Madoff set up his victims ▲ What Masons, Mensa and the Mafia have in common ▲ Why politicians were the real villains of the 2008 financial crisis ▲ What the media isn't telling you about FTX

When, where and how to spot a UFO ▲ What really indicates intelligence? ▲ Larry's trifecta of astronomical phenomena ▲ Sedona, Az, kook enclave or locus of enlightenment? ▲ What aliens think of earthlings ▲ Hear a live demo of a medicine wheel ▲ How a UFO sighting changes you forever

Larry's Thanksgiving with the Rolling Stones ■ Why the Pilgrims were ultra-cool bad asses ■ How Commie crud tries to destroy Thanksgiving ■ The once-great parade that's been woke-i-fied ■ Larry's time-traveling/inter-dimensional Thanksgiving ■ Before you eat a morsel of turkey – listen to this!

6 words that are the key to happiness ■ Why "go along to get along" is USA's new motto ■ Mike Tyson KOs a snotty TV host ■ The secret to winning confrontations ■ Why Tyson went to jail and Kobe Bryant didn't ■ How institutions manipulate us ■ Larry disses a charity

TED Talk tool talks out his tuchus ■ Futurecast from dim bulb soyboy ■ Nutjob nurse amputates man's foot - to bronze it ■ Mouth-breathers believe sci-fi is real ■ Do you speak Biden-ese? ■ Immortalize your mind in a flash drive ■ Self-building houses + more hallucinations from nano-brained nitwits

The magic word that will make any male buy any crap at any price ■ Was Chucky the killer doll based on Larry? ■ The jillionaire business woman who sold "dreams in a jar" ■ Are you a "vintage dude" or "aged to perfection?" ■ The great reset Klaus Schwab doesn't want ■ Party City sez age 40 is "Golden Years" zone ■ A corporate birthday party turns deadly