How That LARRY SHOW was born ▲ Larry rescues a friend and is attacked by a stripper ▲ Larry enters an alternate world on a Christmas long ago ▲ The bucket o' blood bar from another dimension ▲ Larry's NEW SONG that will wreck JOEY's Christmas!

How the acronym H-E-M-I will make you UN-SCAMMABLE! ▲ Recognizing con man tricks ▲ How Madoff set up his victims ▲ What Masons, Mensa and the Mafia have in common ▲ Why politicians were the real villains of the 2008 financial crisis ▲ What the media isn't telling you about FTX

When, where and how to spot a UFO ▲ What really indicates intelligence? ▲ Larry's trifecta of astronomical phenomena ▲ Sedona, Az, kook enclave or locus of enlightenment? ▲ What aliens think of earthlings ▲ Hear a live demo of a medicine wheel ▲ How a UFO sighting changes you forever

Larry's Thanksgiving with the Rolling Stones ■ Why the Pilgrims were ultra-cool bad asses ■ How Commie crud tries to destroy Thanksgiving ■ The once-great parade that's been woke-i-fied ■ Larry's time-traveling/inter-dimensional Thanksgiving ■ Before you eat a morsel of turkey – listen to this!

6 words that are the key to happiness ■ Why "go along to get along" is USA's new motto ■ Mike Tyson KOs a snotty TV host ■ The secret to winning confrontations ■ Why Tyson went to jail and Kobe Bryant didn't ■ How institutions manipulate us ■ Larry disses a charity

TED Talk tool talks out his tuchus ■ Futurecast from dim bulb soyboy ■ Nutjob nurse amputates man's foot - to bronze it ■ Mouth-breathers believe sci-fi is real ■ Do you speak Biden-ese? ■ Immortalize your mind in a flash drive ■ Self-building houses + more hallucinations from nano-brained nitwits

The magic word that will make any male buy any crap at any price ■ Was Chucky the killer doll based on Larry? ■ The jillionaire business woman who sold "dreams in a jar" ■ Are you a "vintage dude" or "aged to perfection?" ■ The great reset Klaus Schwab doesn't want ■ Party City sez age 40 is "Golden Years" zone ■ A corporate birthday party turns deadly

The nightmare that will terrify you ■ Telepathic Trick or Treaters ■ What happened to bums and hobos? ■ Larry visits skid row ■ Larry's re-purposed, recyclable costume ■ How kids are being cheated out of Halloween ■ Creepy parents who have destroyed Halloween ■ How to get more candy

Larry stages a black mass at Catholic school ■ How to make authorities self-destruct ■ The secret to successful capers ■ Why autumn is Larry's fave' season ■ The Jersey snob who lost everything ■ The joy of victim-less crime ■ How to pack your life with adventure

The secret that torments Joey – and may get us all killed ■ The real reason Joey hates Putin ■ What Putin thinks of Joey ■ How the media soft peddles Joey's lies and insanity ■ Why Joey lives in fear ■ if you want to know what's really going on in Joey's skull – this is your episode!