Why most school is CRAP ♠ The dangerous job we all do that can destroy us ♠ What are the only 3 things you really need? ♠ The X-factor that guarantees success ♠ What is Parkinson's Law and how is it ruining you life? ♠ How time sucks are actually success sucks ♠ The phrase that enables you to accomplish anything ♠ This episode will change you life - listen!

Discover autumn's greatest fragrance and maybe go to jail ■ Why NYC mayor is certifiably psychotic and may be re-naming himself Napoleon ■ WTF is a "GALA ?" ■ Larry delivers a classic American story that Commies hate ■ Larry commands hackers to wreck "Nipple Rings" Cuomo's Columbus Day virtual parade with dancing coffins and ghosts that fly up his beer-can nostrils ■ Why Starbucks is sh*t and Dunkin Donuts is great ■ You're not ready for Fall - or life - until you hear this episode!

Meet the British dominatrix inside Larry's laptop ▲What book changed Larry's life? ▲ How to laugh at death and destruction ▲ Who is stealing your peace? ▲ Why does peace beat happiness? ▲ What is FOMO and how is it a peace thief?▲ Take the Consumer Pledge of Allegiance ▲ If your life is spinning out of control, this is your episode!

Aliens WILL invade! What will be their Trojan Horse? ♠ Korean Muscle Jesus is coming... and he's pissed! ♠ Why scientists are whores and their science is crap ♠ An insider's description of hell ♠ Larry junks a "journo" ♠ Which states will secede in Civil War 2.0? ♠ For 2020, the worst is yet to come ♠ You have questions? Larry has answers, in this listen or die episode!

Meet: a PSYCHO in Oklahoma ■ a SOLDIER in the fight of his life ■ a guardian ANGEL TRUCKER ■ What 3 local businesses say "you're in DANGER?" ■ Why L.A. is already a ghost town in-the-making ■ Which states are cucked / which are not? ■ Special bonus: Larry records his own outro music ■ All this and more in the conclusion of Larry's Forbidden Road Trip!

An ancient, wise Kentuckian gives Larry an ominous prediction ■ The "historic" tavern that wasn't ■ Meet the woman who's fighting ghosts in Hayti, Missouri ■ The greatest motel chain you never heard of ■ The "Mexican" meal that could gag a maggot ■ Which states are cucked and which are not? ■ The last two employers all Americans may soon be working for ■ Is America doomed? Find out, in Part 3 of Larry's Forbidden Road Trip!

Break quarantine with Larry and hitch a ride on his 6,000 mile journey in search of America ▲ Are we a nation in ruins? ▲ Can America recover from Covid and Commies? ▲ How much of what the media dishes up is lies? ▲ Why the Jack in the Box clown kicks Ronald McDonald's ass ▲ Motel Hell ▲ Ride along on the trippiest of trips...

Larry (in a Pontiac) battles Psycho Steroid Hercules • Where are the pointiest chix in North America? • Larry almost becomes a victim • The ultimate pointy chick arcade game • Secrets to your best summer ever • How to teach a four-year-old to body surf • Meet Larry's T.N.S Dad • And more, more, more!

What's a fecal transplant, and how is it done? (It's revolting!) ■ What's a "sensitive?" ■ What have they in common? ■ What current social malaise did a famous comedian predict in 2008? ■ Where is the town of Snowflake, USA and why do snowflakes live there? ■ What famed stage psychic read Larry's mind (and what did he see?) ■ Whether you're a canary in the coal mine or block of emotionless granite, you need this episode!