That's Not How I'd Do It

Thanks for having me over! I love your office. I'd just like to say right off the bat that the work you guys do is just so powerful. So great. Oh my god. Is that a Keurig machine? I love coffee. What's my biggest weakness? Well, if I'm being totally honest, I'd say it's that I just work too hard and sometimes just get too dedicated to my job. Who needs work-life balance, right??? Haha. Alright, thanks for the meeting. Ciao!

The sun: can't live with it, can't live without it, amirite? So how do we make peace with the great fire in the sky? Maybe all it will take is some '90s music and Edward James Olmos.

Is it possible to make cats useful? Should they be weaponized? Should we give them government jobs? And how do we get that YouTube money? Tune in this week as we do battle with mankind's greatest enemy. Don't forget to pack some catnip, and maybe a piece of string.

A special thanks to the ancient Egyptians, who recognized the true power of cats.

The SNOTBOYZ go furniture shopping at IKEA, and realize the Swedish company could learn a thing or two from them. Come for the live theater, stay for the 3D printing, and leave when you hear Jared talk about secret beds.

A special thanks this week to the crack team of Swedish ladies naming all our favorite furniture.

Written by Glenn Frey, sung by Don Henley, and released in 1977; The Eagles' "Hotel California" was an immediate hit. The song shot up the Billboard charts and into history as the world's most beloved song by dads everywhere.

Today, everything changes. It isn't a cover, it's a re-imagining.

If you'd like to listen to the cover or download it for your permanent records check that out here: https://soundcloud.com/thatsnotpod/hotel-laquinta

If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at [email protected].

A special thanks this week to the Eagles.

Our first microsode! On the eve of Episode 20, the #SNOTBOYZ try to figure out what's going on with Sam's mouth.

If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at [email protected].

A special thanks this week to Sam.

Would you like fries with that? This week we're laying the special sauce on pretty thick as we make fast food even faster, more expensive, and arguably more dangerous. Come for the ethical treatment of low wage workers, stay for the predigested salami burrito. This episode is neither a sexual euphemism or a recipient of corporate sponsorship. So take that In and Out!

If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at [email protected].

Special thanks this week to the Hamburglar, Colonel Sanders, Dave Thomas's mother, Carl Sr., and all five of the guys.

In this minisode, we stop for the night at a motel. But will they ever let us out? Is it some kind of Satanic cult? Or do they just want to watch us bone? Take a load off listener, check out isn't till 11.

If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at [email protected].

A special thanks this week to that one creepy guy.

Join us as we pull back the curtain on what makes a truly great secret society. Is it the caliber of the members? The mission statement? The sex rituals? The #SNOTBOYS battle it out to see who can stake claim to the greatest secret society of them all. The answer may surprise you!

The #SNOTBOYZ take on Crime TV in this episode of That's Not How I'd Do It, the podcast where we take a hard look at the world around us, pick a topic, and, uh, fix it.