That's Not How I'd Do It

Well, it's Valentine's Day. Some of you might even think that's a good thing. But if you're planning to buy a card for that special someone, you might want to listen to this episode first. This week we rewrite the greeting card industry to shake up office protocol, tell the world the way we really feel, and somehow also demonstrate a whopping ignorance of basic economic principles.

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A special thanks this week to the United States Postal Service.

We all know the moon landing was real. It happened. End of discussion. The real question is: what could the great U S of A have done differently? Should we have really sent Neil Armstrong, Buzz Aldrin and Michael Collins to the moon? What if the moon lander was actually a pickup truck? We team up with N'Sync to make some adjustments to the moon landing in this week's episode of That's Not How I'd Do It, the podcast where we take a look at stuff and fix it by talking about said-stuff for an indeterminate length of time.

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A special thanks this week to JFK, the Russians, and Ham.

Studios... One-bedrooms... Two-bedrooms... Half-baths... Quarter-baths... ENSUITE KITCHENETTES! No floor-plan or layout is safe as the 'SNOTBOYS tackle apartments in this week's episode of That's Not How I'd Do It, the podcast where they take a look at stuff and fix it by talking about said-stuff for an indeterminate length of time. What rooming situations will they tolerate? Which one of them lives in a garage? Will those dishes do themselves?! All will be revealed!

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A special thanks this week to our landlords. May you lord over us for a thousand years.

This week we all go apesh*t in Ape Town preparing for the ape-rising. There's also some weird inter-species stuff happening, so yeah, if you can't explain it to yourself, you probably don't want to explain it to your four year old.

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Special thanks this week to to Jane Goodall and Ham the Chimp.

Elevators were invented in the 19th century. We decided it's time for a 21st century redesign, and everything is on the table.

Welcome to That's Not How I'd Do It, the podcast where we take a hard look at the world around us, find something we want to improve, and, uh, fix it.

In Episode 11, we're hitting the snooze button on life and bringing you an episode all about sleep.

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Special thanks this week to to David Carradine!

In this minisode, we're tackling the do's and don'ts of being attacked by a sniper.

If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at [email protected].

Welcome to That's Not How I'd Do It, the podcast where we take a hard look at the world around us, find something we want to improve, and, uh, fix it.

Welcome to That's Not How I'd Do It, the podcast where we take a hard look at the world around us, find something we want to improve, and, uh, fix it.

Welcome to That's Not How I'd Do It, the podcast where we take a hard look at the world around us, find something we want to improve, and, uh, fix it.

In Episode 8, we take on the LAMESTREAM MEDIA! Should the news be biased? Should it be set to stoner doom metal? Should it be fake??? If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at [email protected].

Special thanks this week to Wolf Blitzer's dumb old beard!