It now appears that American democracy is defunct – it pains Honest Abe to say as much, but the important thing is going to have to be scrapped. Follow my presidential logic – we’re guaranteed representation with the taxes we pay. Corporation lobbyists spend about $10 billion per year to influence legislation and regulations… now remember congress only has to split this 535 ways. I don’t have to pull out my travel size hat-abacus to know that’s a buying heck of a lot of almost safe to use breast implants.....