The A.M. Update

Tale as old as time: Republicans cave. Ron DeSantis & Donald Trump's Memorial Day messages. Lindsey Graham's newest fetish. Target's bomb threats actually came from rainbow jihadists. The Texas House of Representatives impeaches Attorney General Ken Paxton. And Ted Cruz needs to fire an intern.

A Memorial Day special on two conscientious objectors you may not have heard of.

DeSantis is setting records left and right, and smacking Trump. The IRS/Hunter Biden whistleblower comes forward. Jerry Nadler is one of hundreds of fools on Capitol Hill. Best, Worst, and Funniest things I heard this week.

Ron DeSantis makes it official. Jordan Neely's uncle arrested. BLM on the verge of bankruptcy. Listen to a pro-aborts change their minds in real time. And Donald's gonna get dirty.

DeSantis gets set to make his announcement, while Democrats mark him as their #1 threat. Democrat congresswomen threaten violence over the debt ceiling "fight." Deep thoughts with the Biden administration. The singularity of the white, woke woman. Target rushes to avoid a "Bud Light situation." And why DeSantis is right to make his announcement on Twitter.

Tim Scott makes it official. Somebody didn't slip Joe Biden's daily lithium into his morning pudding. Roy Cooper declares the will of the people a state emergency. A pair of interesting developments in the Big Sky state. Target partners with Satan. Fox is just another woke megacorp. More on Tucker Carlson's ouster. Gorsuch torches government pandemic response. And if Jim Carrey converted, he doesn't have much spiritual fruit to show for it, sadly.

Dispatches from three red state legislatures. The FBI strips the cloths off of dissidents' children. RFK Jr. endorses Bitcoin. Ron DeSantis takes a subtle swipe at Trump on the jabs. Rejoice, for the WNBA season has tipped off. And memo to Tim Scott: 2004 called and wants its talking points back.

Debbie Wasserman Schultz confirms slavery is still very popular amongst Democrats. An ominous economic marker. A major development in the Maricopa county elections case. Biden confirms once more he doesn't call the shots. Elon wants somebody competent in the White House. The youth would give up the right to vote in exchange for TikTok sticking around. And don't let Chris Cuomo get away with what he's pulling.

DeSantis claps back at Trump on the life issue. Lefties are just saying out loud whom they fear the most. We're miles away from the "privacy of what people do in their own bedrooms." Riley Gaines on the real impact of men in women's sports. John Fetterman has thoughts about something. Obama emerges from his spider hole. And why my thinking on the 2nd Amendment has changed.

Why the Durham probe proves Barack Obama was the most effective president in American history. Life came at Eric Adams fast. Miller Lite wokeified itself before Bud Light. Lila Rose owns a buff pseudo-man. Pfizer's chief horse doctor is concerned about his brand's perception. And why Ron DeSantis needs to campaign with live alligators.