The A.M. Update

DeSantis upstages Trump in Iowa. Joe Biden is only sentient when he's articulating evil. Good is evil, and evil is good in NYC. The great replacement gives and takes away in Chicago. "Never forget" has new meaning after an astonishing montage. NIAID scientist slams federal pandemic response. The kids were always the endgame, example 666. And why Twitter won't reall change with the new CEO. 

Fridays are like a box of chocolates...

Representative James Comer says he has hard proof then-VP Biden sold his influence to overseas corrupticrats. Senator Ron Johnson says he has hard proof Hunter Biden hired sex-trafficked prostitutes. Donald Trump goes to New Hampshire. Ron DeSantis signs the toughest anti-illegal immigration bill in the country. California Governor Gavin Newsom is a "no" on reparations. Accidental honesty on the border crisis from congressman Hank Johnson. And the collision of the climate cult and the broader social justice cult.

A New York federal jury says Donald Trump defamed E. Jean Carroll, but also decided Carroll lied about Trump. Tucker Carlson takes his talents to Twitter. Biden has nothing to say about the border. Nikki Haley believes in backroom deals with woke mega corporations. A major loss for the Trump campaign, potentially. Trump is a Nazi insurrectionist, until he's not. Can you be racist towards white people? And a word on Kevlar and armed security: Tucker Carlson is gonna need 'em.

The border is in absolute crisis, again. We're being led to believe the Allen, Texas shooter was a Hispanic nazi. Raising the debt ceiling is just like making your car payment, White House says. Senate Rs say they'll not support any debt ceiling inrease that doesn't cut spending, lol. Budweiser CEO says you're the problem if you don't want mentally ill dudes on your beer can. Another fake rape allegation ruins a young man's life. And why you should never, ever fear the left.

Two Texas tragedies leave more questions than answers. DeSantis wraps the Florida legislative session. Trump in peak form in deposition video. Axios says they have a scoop on Tucker Carlson's next steps. Speaking of, Carlson told Tulsi Gabbard a sitting congressman told him the NSA reads his texts. One headline that sums up 2023 American culture. A palate-cleanser from Kansas City Chiefs kicker Harrison Butker. And Bill Barr is a duplicitous fool.

Friday's are like a box of chocolates, and that's especially true today...

James Comer and Chuck Grassley say they have documents proving then-VP Joe Biden peddled influence in exchange for money. Another regional bank is about to fail, maybe. It's about to be riot season, again. The nation's 8th-graders are getting dumber on history. The fed raises interest rates. MSNBC owns Fox News. The Freedom Caucus and Progressive Caucus team up. Gas-Stove-Bans-Are-A-Right-Wing-Conspiracy Update. South Carolina Republicans suck, again. And what do we do with Gen Z?

We're sending 1,500 troops to the border (for administrative purposes, of course). We still don't know what Karine Jean-Pierre got her immigration statistics. Another W for DeSantis in Florida. Incidental conservatism from an unlikely source. Fox News accidentally made Tucker Carlson more likeable. Ted Cruz crushes Senate Democrats' "judicial ethics" narrative. Donald Trump says he'll seize the endowments. And why a couple of leftwing news mainstays are going kaput.

The nation experienced the second-largest bank failure yesterday, and nobody cares. Another day, another mysterious balloon. KJP wants you to know the border is super duper secure, especially after a twice-deported illegal murdered five, including a child. Florida enacts execution for child rapists. Bud Light sales are still down. Truth bombs from an unlikely source. It's just demonic, bro: Nebraska update. And lockdown fanatics haven't found Jesus and humility -- it's actually the opposite.