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This week, we get a topic that we don’t exactly understand, but we’re determined to make the best of it. So if you’re a fan of puppetry, cereal mascots, or space travel, you’ll find something to like. And if you like horses and horse-themed beverages, you’re in for a real treat. Subscribe via RSS Subscribe […]

In our latest episode, we figure out just what is wrong with these damn teenagers today. Our findings are inconclusive at best, but we’re pretty sure it has something to do with everything being way less convenient when we were young. Subscribe via RSS Subscribe via iTunes Download MP3 Suggest a topic

This week, we dive headfirst into the world of webcomics and struggle to find some kind words for the format. Along the way, we dress pigeons in little janitor uniforms, spend some time on the holodeck with Blondie and Dagwood, and battle hordes of Breakfast with the Beak groupies. As usual, it will make more […]

In our latest episode, we shorten a needlessly long topic and wind up talking about all manner of summer fun. Along the way, we encounter an ocean full of abominations, croquet mallets raised in anger, snow-baseball, and the purest moment of joy that Johnny Goodtimes has ever known. Subscribe via RSS Subscribe via iTunes Download […]

In this installment of Breakfast with the Beak, we take on what is arguably the greatest topic of all time: the philosophy of video games.? Join us in a wonderful universe where stealing from townspeople is encouraged, Dr. Wily will never compromise his artistic vision, and ninjas are able to deal with even the most […]

This week on Breakfast with the Beak, we answer one of history’s most enduring questions, “Oh my god, what’s wrong with your face?” As it turns out, the answer involves a secret cabal of warlocks, Jedi knights, and Pokemon masters at CNN. Subscribe via RSS Subscribe via iTunes Download MP3

In this week’s episode, we take on an impossibly broad topic: things that are green. Along the way, we’ll teach you everything you need to know about chlorophyll, Applefingers, fish farms, and the Great Rat-Octopus Wars of Ten Million A.D. Subscribe via RSS Subscribe via iTunes Download MP3

Our podcast officially premieres with a discussion of the Russian space program, which quickly deteriorates into a lengthy summary of the Blue Lagoon franchise. Learn all about the Sputnik Show, space-Viking funerals, and Eddie Murphy’s inevitable career in Martian cinema. And although we forgot to mention it in the podcast itself, our theme song is […]