David and Victoria Beckham graduated from “Mr. and Mrs.” to “Sir and Lady” after the soccer legend was knighted for his service in sport and charity. It was a decade-long process – and apparently included some expletive-filled emails when he got passed over years ago. The family gathered to celebrate, but we couldn’t help but notice one noticeably absent Beckham. Meanwhile, Simone Biles shared a “get unready with me” TikTok we didn’t know we needed full of cultural confessions. Simone, if you’re reading this: it would be our honor to show you how to use a dishwasher. 

In this week’s episode, we also discuss: 

Caroline’s crash out over the Jets trade of Sauce Gardner and Quinnen Williams

Hellen Obiri breaking the NYC Marathon course record – and her parents adorable reaction

Clayton Kershaw’s dad bod on full display, plus whether Shohei Ohtani is secretly fluent in English 

What we want out of the next Cardi B and Robert Kraft sighting

Joe Burrow’s Halloween costume that had us asking…why so serious? 

Send Its: 

Cardi B and Kraft are suite-side besties: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DQkokwUgEBU/?igsh=MThyaHZyY3F6bmNzbA== 

Simone Biles’ “get unready with me” confessions: https://www.tiktok.com/@simonebilesowens/video/7566672113323560222?lang=en 

Chappell Roan at the National Horse Show: https://www.instagram.com/p/DQf0kTcDv_t/ 

Miley Stewart isn’t Hannah Montana…Cam Dicker is: https://www.tiktok.com/@chargers/video/7567119748417195295?lang=en 

Ms. Terry (aka Nick Saban’s wife)  is all of us: https://www.instagram.com/p/DQnRrDjDrxA/ 

Blake’s IG: @blaaakkkke

Caroline’s IG: @cghendy

theSkimm’s IG: @theskimm

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