The Beer Engine

We're back! Thanks for waiting, gang. I was busy driving across the entire country and still trying to keep a quota of hazy IPA and sugar stout. Don't worry, I made it. On today's episode, we break down the necessity of "Train Beers," some 10 year old Quad, and Tony hoists himself from a fancy beer drought. Also, the guys kind of make assholes of themselves (but in a good way) talking about the sexual harassment and abuse that has run rampant through the nation's best breweries and the nation's neighborhood breweries. A light-hearted end to the show comes in the form of a round of "Untrappd" as Tony faces off against the Kool Aid Man. Ohhhhh yeah!

This is a real test for me. See, we literally just recorded the show and I pretty much don't remember anything that either of us said. That's okay, I'll still keep making this garbage. On today's show, the guys cover a lot of ground - Griff's final weekend in Vegas, Tony's feelings on Red Rooster and the latest from the world of Jon Taffer. Also, Griff waxes poetic about a new beer bar and a new table game, and Tony deals with some bad tweets. At the end, we played Untrappd and it had a slightly new format?! Whoa! Wow I did pretty good...we really did talk about most of that. Welp, see ya later!

Sorry for the late show, Tony was being a slack bastard. 

Show notes?? Damn, I'm so tired...but for you guys, anything. On today's episode, we talked about chicken A LOT. There is some super dork news about the environment which inspires both hosts to go on full tilt tirades. Griff thinks about all of the delicious barleywine he has waiting for him in Chicago, and who wouldn't? Finally a chicken…. game? Whatever. I'm going back to sleep. Good night everybody!

Clickbait alert! He's going after B-dubs, get him! It's true, I did go after B-dubs, but you can't be mad because it's our first anniversary show! Today, the guys celebrate by barely recognizing that it's been a whole year of this…whatever this is. The guys complain about already really bad restaurants, and then unleash a thicc batch of seltzer news. Oh yeah! After that, Griff tosses Tony into the well for an anniversary themed round of "Untrappd." Alright now git them headphones in ya hear!

Oh no! More show notes? I can't even! Just kidding, I'm good! What a great episode we have this week. A fully-vaccinated Griff and an unvaccinated but unthreatened Tony take on the "major issues of the day" in the "world of beer." Not really, but Griff does give a review of the new Burger King chicken sandwich everyone is going on about. The guys cover some important Hyper Beer Nerd Dork Shit News (™) that I think was primarily vitamin seltzer related. Then, a new game?!?! Griff actually comes up with something newer and stupider than what we already had with a rundown of big breweries in "News, the Game." Download it and listen if you want, whatever!!!

Oh wow remember April Fools Day? It was like, a few days ago. April Fools Day is one of those days that you remember for about 3 minutes while it’s happening. Well, good news, your favorite podcast made a whole episode about it….kind of. On today’s highly organized and well thought out episode, your heroes (that’s Tony and Griff) bring you all the important brewery April Fools bits you love, and some that you might have missed. Griff breaks down his favorite beers from a trip to the beach, and Tony breaks down his favorite beers from….his fridge, I guess. Then it’s game time - Tony is put to another round of “This or That” to determine if some super fancy beers are the creation of the marketing department, or the brewing department in a super duper April Fool challenge. I swear this is the end of the April Fools content. I promise! Cool!

**ALERT THERE IS NO CINNAMON SHRIMP CONTENT IN THIS 90 MINUTES OF PSYCHOBABBLE** Hello everyone. Just got in from California and man, is it nice over there. I thought the ocean was cool, not to mention all of the beers. This episode is definitely one of our 50 best, I guarantee it. Griff does on a TV rant in memory of Jessica Walter. The guys also "mourn" this disappearance of a beloved "Chicago" brewery, and eventually they play a game about college basketball coaches or something. And I think some other stuff happened too. Alright see ya!!!

Baaaaahhh da da dahhh dum! Badoobadoobadoo waaahhhh! It's the Beer Engine Podcast! With your hosts, uhhh, you know em! Those guys! They are back and ready for more bullshit! On this week's intriguing new episode, the boys talk St. Patrick's Day traditions (very timely). Also, Griff's Vegas capers lead him under the spotlight (for some outdoor comedy) and under the needle (for some future indoor comedy). The guys bring out some beer news and do a very poor job explaining Italian Pils and Ranch Water. Finally, an Untrappd for all of the leprechauns out there, including Tony! Bahhh dada doop ba da doo! *Hoooooonnnnnk*

The days, months and years just keep going by, don't they? No beer, no seltzer and yes, no podcast can stop the slow march of death. But it can pass the time, and by golly, time will pass while you listen to this! It's Tony's birthday! Or, it was! We celebrate by talking about lager and clear IPA! Yay! Also, the podcast content you come here for - mergers & acquisitions! Finally, a game that flat out enrages the birthday boy. Ok bye bye!!!

Well, well, well. If it isn’t the bloody listeners of this podcast! Sorry, been watching “Toast of London” and I can’t stop thinking about Ray Purchase. What’s that guy’s deal huh? Anyway check that show out, it’s pretty funny. On today’s show, we discuss if, maybe, we are all keeping our own oaths, hmm? We have some news on the Downtown Las Vegas infrastructure which impacts one particular podcaster from history. Also, Griff got drunk (yay), Griff deals with packing peanuts (boo) and Tony brings the heat on Untappd. Finally, a delightful version of “Two Brews and a Lie” full of the Untappd reviews you love! Yes, I can hear you, Tony Fandango!