Fake Libertarians, The Crushing Realization That This is as Good as it Gets, The Royal "We", The Five-Day Work Week, Mugshot Envy

Airbnb Cleaning Fees, Big Government, People Who Stand Up Right When the Airplane Lands, Ghost Texts, Being Afraid to Show Sympathy, Block Babies

The Barbie Movie, Jewish Conspiracies, Knots That Are Tied Too Tight

Voice Actors Recording at Home, Non-Drivers, Gamers, The Production Quality of Amateur Porn

The SEC, Filet O'Fish Disrespecters, Not Being Able To Talk to Animals, Too Many Hitler Movies

Fortnite, Awareness, Not Enough Hitler Movies, Fake Fly-Open Shorts

Silverware Scraping on Plates, Drug Dummies, Activist Ice Cream, Pretending We Hate Cancel Culture

People Pretending to be Offended by Jokes, Toxic Positivity, The Anti-Plastic Movement, Airplane Seats, NFT Haters