Dave gets a clean bill of health from his doctor, Kyle attempts to make French onion pasta, and the guys discuss the finer points of cryonics

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The guys fail yet again to get to a topic this week, but they do manage to ramble on about egg rolls, hair metal, the Oscars, war movies, bad tattoos, blind dates, and cryonics.

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Kyle went to a Monster Truck Rally, Dave had some really good potato salad, and the guys discuss the Alien exchange program known as Project Serpo.

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Kyle is back from a treacherous winter run, Dave is stuck in an L.A. blizzard, and the guys discuss the potentially disastrous weather phenomenon known as the ARkStorm.

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Kyle and Dave discuss the inevitable scenario of losing a pet, turkey fried rice, arthouse movies, and eventually the legend of Vietnam's Lizard Men of Quang Binh.

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The guys discuss the recent UFO/spy balloon news, and dig up a 19th century UFO story. Kyle recaps his week in Los Angeles, and Dave shares his garlic noodle recipe.

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The guys are back after Dave's bout with the flu. They discuss L.A.'s recent crime wave, Dave's recommitment to his health, outrageous concert ticket prices, and they break down the tv show Paul T. Goldman.

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Kyle and Dave are all over the place on this one. Dave has the worst quesadilla and the best hot dog of his life, in the same week, while Kyle tip-toes into the housing market. The guys also discuss hometown murders, sleep paralysis, chainsaws, and some weird movies.

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Kyle drives a Lamborghini, Dave's on the hunt for a serial road-rager, and the guys discuss The Atacama Giant.

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Kyle and Dave are back from winter break! They discuss their holidays, including Kyle's meat binge, Dave's encounter with an admirer in the park, and Dave's excitement about the college football National title game.

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