This week, The Buttonista breaks down what went down at the Saratoga reptile convention, dishes the best place for a BM and a lubed up pickle around town, and takes bets on whether Senior B will stay awake for the season premier of The Bachelor.

EPISODE NOTES:

Nobody Asked Me, But... (2:40)

Patience Childbirth (7:30)

The Reptile Convention (14:55)

PSA: The best Bloody Mary in Saratoga Springs is at Harvey's (21:00)

Documentaries of the week (35:57)

Insane "rigs" on Love Island Australia (42:40)

Mixing meats in the kitchen is IN (44:15)

A cowboy hat has entered the chat (46:45)