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Established in the 1500s

i think petticoats are ready to make a return.

I shall explain:

1. skirts are way too flat…women need more pizazz

2. overweight cross dressers would have less of a clothing crises

3. An all female mafia….you can hide a shotgun in there

4. i would love to see models trying to make it down the catwalk with them on while maintaing beat with "sexyback"

5. brittney spears….petticoat….shaved head……..am I painting a beautiful picture or what?

Love the podcast and the magazine…

Kayla Kruse

Legwarmers with flip flops

clearly, what the world needs are a few more legwarmer wearers. the perfect accompaniment to any outfit, they work best with shorts (but not jhorts) or short skirts in the event that only half your leg was to catch a chill. Toss ’em on with flip flops when those soccer socks or other knee high socks won’t do (lest you be sporting the dreaded socks and sandals combo). Feeling Lazy during the hot Florida summer heat? Or just haven’t showered in a few days (just don’t hit the 4th day)? Or maybe you even want to conserve water during such showering event (for some people, a shower may be just that…an event). Wear leg warmers and worry about shaving only half your legs. I might recommend the top half, or else the legwarmer wearing may lose effectiveness. Guys: sorry, but leg warmers on you was never too much of a fashion, and in any event…if you are going to shave your legs (I won’t judge), you must go all out.

cheers,

valarie Williams

Frank Lloyd Wrightâ€s prairie style

I believe that the fashion nightmare established by America’s greatest architect, Frank Lloyd Wright (innovator of Prairie Style architecture)….needs to be revived!

He always wore a pork pie hat and carried a cane (see the attached photo from Wright’s Mike Wallace interview DVD). Around the office here, we call it "Pimpin’ it Prairie Style". The ladies love it, as Wright was quite a ladies man. I’m sure Cara would concur. Nothing says egotistical sophistication like a pork pie and a cane! Am I right or am I right (no pun intended)?

Also attached is a photo of me wearing a pork pie. Okay it’s not me, but I found a

photo of this dapper lad via Google and couldn’t resist sending it!

Ready to lead the charge,

Bryan Kelly

Grab your parachute p