The Cannon Canon

BRADDOCK IS BACK...for the second time...in the first movie? It's confusing. Frank and Geoff are here to guide you through all the molasses action! From the Norris rule of 27's to a surprising amount of bartering to a theory about MIA and all action movies that might BLOW YOUR MIND. Just don't let Braddock distract you or you're a dead man! 

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Michael Hartney (School of Rock the Musical, Montreal Just For Laughs Festival)  joins us to talk about SUPERMAN IV: The Quest For Peace! It's the Comic Book You Get At a Dentist Office of Comic Book Movies! The genius of Christopher Reeve still shines in a turd of a movie! The origin of Pearl Jam's "Jeremy"! The "Cannon Stink"! Another one of Geoff's sexual awakenings! Superman's potentially problematic "sick" look! FLOATING LOIS! "First I have fun!"  WARNING: Don't say "ReeveS" or Hartney will kill you! 

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HEY! HEY! HEY! BIM IS THE WAY! Recorded in Dec 2019, Lauren Adams (Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, Modern Family, Drunk History) joined The Cannon Canon to talk about the perplexing cocaine meets LSD trip that is THE APPLE! 6 Drafts in 3 weeks! Geoff's earliest film cameo! McPlayPlace Cars! Mispredicting 90's eyebrows. LONG songs about Speed! Stylish translucent suitcases and MORE! Join us as we pile in the sky Impala taking us to musical heaven!

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Geoff and Frank put the Cannon Canon on pause this week and encourage listeners to open their ears and hearts to other voices. Tune in next week for "The Apple" with guest Lauren Adams. Until then, be safe. 

Grab the ratbag! It's a special pandemic episode of The Cannon Canon. Frank and Geoff record from the safety and comfort of their separate homes to discuss the Chuck Norris Regan-hard on action flick MISSING IN ACTION 2! The movie that "honors"  Vietnam POWs. The consistent acting style of Chuck Norris! Burning bridges...literally! Mouth Rat commitment! Brooklyn has a chicken BFF! Pantsed in front of Prostitutes! Dictators in wicker chairs! It's all "SO EXTRA!" 

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Danielle Perez (CBS Showcase 2020, MTV's Decoded, Jimmy Kimmel Live!) joins us to talk about the underdog box office smash hit...BREAKIN'! The delicate balance of incredible breakdancing and...just OK dancing? JCVD wiggle cameos! Shooter McGavin's a good guy! Cupcake's mean jean meat! Perplexin' ADR! "Stop flexin' so hard!" We BREAK(in') it all down!

Tech issues ahoy! Frank unfortunately had some audio issues, but we tried our best to clean it up for yer pretty lil' ears.

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WIll Hines (Brooklyn 99, Wrecked, How To Be The Greatest Improvisor on Earth) joins us to talk about HIGHLANDER! Connery the "Spaniard", The McManus Nexus, Queen lives forever, Shoegaze lovin' Gods, literal sparks flyin' at Silver Cup, EVERYONE HAVIN' A GOOD OL' TIME ON SET, AND MORE!!!

We'll tell you that for nothing! 

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Oscar Montoya (Spanish Aquí Presents, Bless the Harts)  joins The Cannon Canon to talk about the Andrew McCarthy/Kim Cattrall "comedy" romp MANNEQUIN! We get into it all from burgeoning sexuality, to 80's junkyard fridge panic, to James Spader simply stealing the show!

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Today the Cannon Canon crew talk to Nate Smith (Red Oaks, There's Johnny, Mixed-ish) to discuss one of the greatest movies in the Cannon filmography IF NOT IN ALL OF FILM. Of course we are talking about Sylvester Stallone's 1986 "Cobra". From garbage bellies to robot photo shoots to deep childhood trauma, we cover it all. 

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The Cannon Canon crew talk to special guest Noah Segan (Knives Out, Looper) about all things Charles Bronson and our movie this week, 1982's "DEATH WISH II". From punks, to Zeppelin, and all the Mandom in between, The Cannon Canon goes in deep on Bronson.

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