The Cannon Canon

YEP SHE IS STILL NAKED! That's right, today we are talking about the 1985 sci-fi/horror/space boobs classic from the master of the erotic himself Tobe Hooper, "Lifeforce". The Cannon Canon bros are joined by special guest Jason Gore(The Best Show w/Tom Scharpling and 108.9 The Hawk) to answer all the important questions raised by this film. Like "What exactly is the plan of these space vampires?" and  "How many times did Hooper have to cut himself out of his cream jeans" and "Will anyone enjoy a Riki Rachtman impression" to the most important question. "Can there be too much nudity??" (Spoiler the answer is yes. )

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HERCULES, HERCULES, HERCULES! Yep we are finally doing it. The Cannon Bros (Frank and Geoff) are watching the 1983 Lou Ferrigno sci-fi/fantasy/what the hell is going on classic "HERCULES". If you wanted to see the greatest collection of sexy people on screen at once? You got it!  If you wanted to see Lou Ferrigno fight a bear and throw it into space? You got it! If you wanted to wade through a constant barrage of "is this problematic because it's Cannon, an Italian production or classic mythology"? You got that too! It truly has it all in the best and worst ways possible. Best listened to while cleaning the horse stables with river water!

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BRADDOCK!!! The name so nice, it's said a million times!  It's a new year and the Cannon Bros (Frank and Geoff) are starting it strong by closing out the Missing in Action trilogy with 1988's "Braddock: Missing In Action III". That's right, good ole' Molasses 2x4 is back for one more round of confusing politics and now with an extra dash of confusing timelines. From the head-scratching choice to name the Reverend overseeing an orphanage "Reverend Polanski" to the Saw style torture of his...wait for it...son? to the constant international incidents Braddock is causing non stop while people yell out his name,  we go in deep and are still left flummoxed when we realize...his first name is Jim?

Jump Into the Braddock-verse with us!

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Happy New Year...s Evil! The Cannon Bros, Frank and Geoff, look back at a year of Cannon goodness (while the world went to hell) and they share their thoughts on where they hope to take the Cannon Canon in 2021. Frank and Geoff also revisit some of their favorite movies, music, actors and moments from the films they watched the past year and they even get a special visit from Charles Bronson himself to assess the choices Frank and Geoff have made in life. 

Rally 'round the moon, boy! And give it a listen (maybe at the strike of midnight in each U.S. Time Zone)!

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MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM MOLASSES 2X4! On this very special Christmas episode, the Cannon Bros (Frank and Geoff) are watching the 1985 Chuck Norris "holiday" classic INVASION U.S.A.  Or as we all call it...the prequel to AVENGING FORCE.  Put on your Jay Leno denim special because we are giving you the gift of confusing politics. A movie that has so much Christmas shoved in between blowing up suburbs with rocket launchers, you would think Shane Black directed it. From shooting people in the penis, to rocket launchers, to realizing this movie is Back to the Future II for the GOP, to rocket launchers, to constantly being worried about that lil armadillo to rocket launchers. It's the gift that keeps on giving! Did we mention rocket launchers? There is almost TOO much action in this stone-cold Cannon classic and we go through every...damn...moment. It's the episode that'll hit you with so many rights you'll be begging for a left! 

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LET OF SOME STEAM...with our latest "COULD'VE Been A Cannon". The Cannon Bros (Frank and Geoff) are going deep on one of their favorites: the 1985 ultimate action film, Arnold Schwarzenegger in "Commando". And like an Austrian god emerging from the mountains holding an entire tree, it's a great one. From nonstop one liners to wondering if Bennett is REALLY Freddie Mercury on steroids or just a lil' dumpy, to the will they or won't they relationship that we are glad they didn't explore more to the ultimate question: did the guy from the Warriors yell out "Oooh la la"? And we also announce OUR BRAND NEW PATREON! This episode is the ultimate holiday gift for everyone. But mostly for the Cannon Bros because we love it so much. 

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"HIS KNIFE HAS TO BE HIS PENIS!" Who would say something like that? Charles Bronson, that's who, baby! Today the Cannon Bros (Frank and Geoff) are going to go through every intense thing ole "Lil' Smile" himself says in the 1983 Cannon classic "10 to Midnight". There is a lot to unpack in this old man, confusing politics, serial killer murdering film. You will want to pull out your Bronson impression every time he is a terrible cop, a terrible father and a terrible human being in this beautifully scummy movie. Maybe you'll ask yourself, "Where can I get that giant poster of our killer in his karate outfit?" But you'll definitely be making slightly problematic YouTube tributes set to Dream Weaver after hearing this episode! 

"No, we won't." 

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GET YOUR PHANTOM TINGLES READY! We are watching 1988's total fever dream of a movie "Doin' Time On Planet Earth". Join The Cannon Canon bros as they half-remember watching it as a child and marvel at the total lost comedic genius of Adam West. As well as ask all the right questions about this almost unavailable lost "possible punk classic" of a movie. Questions like "Did Darren Star bury this movie post his 90210/Sex and the City fame? Is there some hidden connection between Doin Time and "Teen Wolf? Why would you make a movie about the B-52's and never have them show up? And the question we are all asking ourselves...How did Maureen Stapleton end up in this movie? How did we miss Roddy McDowall as the minister?! And many more. So marvel at how Adam West is clearly an inspiration to Matt Berry with us and sit down to a wonderful dinner of peas, carrots and...ham and listen!

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IT'S A ROMP AND A HALF! Or actually...it's half a romp and half a mess. Today The Cannon Canon Bros (Frank and Geoff) are hunting down 1985's "King Solomon's Mines". And they go through it all on this epic journey. From the bloodless brutality, to the giant Universal Stunt show spectacular set pieces to the worst blue screen plane chase you have ever seen. Oh and did we mention Richard Chamberlain blows off someones balls with a shot gun in this light hearted Indiana Jones style romp? It's a wild ride that will leave you breathless. Because it never stops and they jam so much "what the hell is going on" into this movie. Cozy up with your loved one in a giant cannibal pot and get listening!

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IT'S A LOVE FEST, BABY! The Cannon Bros (Frank and Geoff) are back to gush about our favorite couple in 1987's "American Ninja 2: The Confrontation". If you stan Michael Dudikoff and Steve James, then you're in the right bar/brothel brawl, my friend. This one has it all! Beach Ninjas that excel in teamwork,  Ninjas that wait in kitchens, Ninjas that attack in alleys, Ninjas that hang on trucks Indiana Jones style, Ninja's who break code and wield surprise shotguns and enough "Super Ninjas" to make you go, "...wait? Are they actually that super?" Throw in a dash of "Ninja Magic" and you'll be screaming "HE IS A NINJA!" So tune to hear all the talk about your new favorite Christmas movie and all of our love for the powerhouse that is Dudikoff/James! *bowling strike noise*  "It's a party!" 

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