Join Keri (from a land down under), Peter and Matthew as they endorse a new brand of nappies, clash over their cities, go deep diving into a succulent Chinese meal and finally, gift you a new Patchat jingle just in time for Easter.

To you all, we leave the following:

• Helen's gunning for Tom. Rob's gunning for Helen. Pat's gunning for... er... pigeons?

• Where there's a will, there's dismay: Jenny disses Adam and Kate from beyond the tagine.

• Heerrrrrre's Georgie!!! Brad and the birthday boy play in Grey Gables, for ever and ever and ever... 

• Like a Muppet in a sting: Justin pays a heavy price for riding the Eurovision express. 

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Join the two virtue helmets Peter and Matthew as they try and shoehorn multiple Rolling Stones titles into this week's podcast. (yes I've since remembered the Toxic Twins were in Aerosmith but I've started writing it now).

Please allow us to introduce the following:

• Sympathy for The Devil: The argument for finding George relatable.

• Start Me Up: Jim and David plan the charge of the sh1te brigade.

• Mother's Little Helper: Lizzie lords it over the volunteers.

• Brown Sugar: Brian enters the bake off.

• Their Satanic Majesty's Request: Natasha does a deal with the Agro-Devil.

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Join Keri, Peter and Matthew this week as they try their hand at the pioneering quiz show 'Play your Curds Right'. Elsewhere, they pay homage to Liz Truss, they discover the real reason the dinosaurs became extinct, Peter does his best Cannibal Lectern impression (not quite up to Michael Sheen's) and they also discuss big cat sightings, cricket vs frisbee, who's the biggest fan of eurovision and what goes on in the Grundy kitchen.

Then we got in the forklift and dumped this pretty lot on your driveway:

• (Paul) Mack'n'Cheese: Eurovision glamour and the dairy window culture wars.
• Jim's on the verge: David dumps hay while The Prof shines. 
• Brooching the subject: Returning Debbie sticks a pin in her reputation.

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This week Keri, Peter and Matthew discuss Facebook check-ins, drinking in train stations at Easter and the utter weirdness of producing massive pieces of material.

Under starter's orders:

• Who do you fancy in the 3.30 at Cheltenham? Brian of course.

• Are we going to Westbury Fayre? No thanks.

• Clarrie gets that sinking feeling. Eddie commits pergolary.

• Jakob crackers the code. Paul cock-blocks Alistair.

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This week's episode is dedicated to the memory of the lovely Owen Kyffin (aka Pipsqueak on twitter) whose passing we only discovered shortly before recording. 

A longtime supporter of the podcast and he will be missed by all of us.

Our sincerest thoughts go out to his family.

Rest in power you funny, cheeky fella.

Keri, Peter and Matthew.

xxx

We did pull ourselves together to smash this lot:

• Play your curds right: Will Helen's window of opportunity spark a culture war? 

• Paddy Issues: Adam takes note and goes for an Oscar. 

• The Manor torn: Is Lower Loxley about to get cancelled? 

• Touching scene: Josh, Ben and Bess in a scene for the senses. 

• Stable relationship: New housemate Lily starts cracking the whip. 

• Man-sized tissue massage: Shona gives us and Brian a happy ending.

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Keri wants to be buried in a giant lamb chop, Matthew's preparing her 'ewelogy' and Peter's in a praiseworthy mood this week. Elsewhere we discuss Pantomimes Anonymous, 80s cult classic Moonlighting and the possibility that Adam's a serial killer. 

Oh, and Archers stuff. In no particular order:

• Jenny was a friend of mine:

Tony and Lilian choose the worst possible moment to try stand-up.

• You've got to clean a potty or two, boy:

Sykesy dangles the carrot for Ben.

• Game, Set and Splat: Alice surveys Susan's rugged terrine.

• You go girl guide! : Lady Chelsea is all up in Freddie's Manor.

• Guilty as charged: Is Justin going electric?

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Join Keri, Peter and Matthew as we discuss Cocaine Bear, Roly Wellingtons and which member of Brookfield lays the nicest eggs. Massive apologies for Matthew possibly confusing Pierogi with Halušky.

Between complimentary soups and free Shepherd's Pie we munched on:

• You selfish Tucker! Roy and Kirsty lose and rediscover basic human decency over a 3 day period.

• An Innis-Spector calls: Brookfield gets 1 star on the Lyndometer.

• Pure projection: The Archers siblings slide back into each other's arms.

• Fathers for Justice League: Helen puts flowers in Mabel and Evie's hair.

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This week, Keri and Matthew discuss Lord of The Rings themed discos, amber necklaces and axe throwing.

There's even a bit of time for The Archers, including:

• Death becomes them : The utter pitifest of Aldridges drags into another week. We sh1t on it.
• Grassy Nol no more : Kate's daughter is back and she's no longer a midnight toker.
• Bit of Borsetshire Blue for the David : Brookfield goes shagtastic again.
• Ruairi's game : Justin mines the mind of Ambridge's fallen sugarbaby.

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Keri, Peter and Matthew welcome you all aboard our totally normal rice paper boat. Join us on deck as we navigate the back catalogue of Swedish rockers Europe, the nonsensical series 'Lost' and the argument for overthrowing the monarchy. Matthew also sneaks in 3 Burt Bacharach songs unbeknownst to his co-hosts in tribute to the great man.

Oh and also Archers stuff in no particular order:

• It's the final payment! : Ruairi's P45 arrives at the nest.

• "Granny's gone to live on a farm." : Adam and Ian break the news.

• Kate or Freddie. : Who has the best made up job?

• David starts romancing Elizabeth in Ambridge's most shocking storyline yet.

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Keri, Peter and Matthew are in your garden and we're not budging until you've heard us discuss Peter's long form birth certificate, boardgame tantrums, Kraftwerk and the word Matthew just cannot say.

Before the cops show up, we also covered the following:

• Sub-normal: Adam brings Brian off the bench.

• Hair apparent: Is Chelsea set for Lady of The Manor?

• Model trains. Model twins: It's a photo finish for the worst of Bridge Farm.

• Julianne and Ruairi: Rent free in his head and rent free in her apartment.

• Mungo comes alive: Justin babysits Ambridge's most terrifying 7yr old.

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