The Comedy Button

We discover that horse fights are terrifying, discuss our dream jobs, confirm that chinchillas are terrible animals, solve the mystery of the used condom and the toilet brush, learn to not be such packrats, examine Ryan's downtime, teach Anthony how to talk to girls, get an update from one of our listeners on his crazy girlfriend, recall one amazing '80s turn-of-phrase, learn about Ryan's international travel plans, and experience the death and return and death of Putnam Whipple. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, and Ryan Scott.

This week is all about Max getting hot oral (surgery), breaking into Brian's apartment after a night of drinking, helping Anthony pick up girls, guest host Jack DeVries' San Diego Comic-Con 2012 adventures, the sudden rise in cereal mascot crime, the miracle of courage, the true story behind all those Chuck E. Cheese vomit balls, open-door bathrooms policies, the scavenger hunt for a garbage can in a movie theater, the terrible and baffling stories that children tell, a great example of a terrible email, and charging your significant other for utilities in a relationship. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, and Ryan Scott, with special guest Jack DeVries.

This week, we learn all of Anthony's dirty iPad secrets, hear the world's longest manscaping story, share embarrassing secrets with our doctors, get stonewalled by Aeon Flux, remember our terrible family vacations, try to imagine Brian as a child, remember the good old days of Cracked Magazine, talk about Max's cartoon penguin-petting zoo trip, outline just how terrifying bugs are, pour some more salt on Max's daddy issues, discuss Anthony's gnarly sk8er boi-ness, and attempt to speedrun our terrible listener emails. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, and Max Scoville, with special guest Mike Drucker.

This week, after host Mike Drucker tells us what it was like working at Nintendo, we imagine which fantasy worlds we would want to live in, beat the dead Brony horse some more, discover that VidCon is the weirdest convention on the planet, talk about terrible music, find out where Max's mom didn't work, recall the strangest sex we've ever had, and learn all about Ryan Scott's fake birthday weekend. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Mike Drucker.

This week, we learn that Donkey Kong Country is kinda racist, fix a car with a donkey, anger the Bronies (again), wonder whatever happened to Sinbad, consider naked skydiving, commit Press Your Luck suicide, distance ourselves from all the babies, discuss having children, make fun of fan fiction, reminisce about Fruit by the Foot, and open up about our fathers. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

On this week's episode, Brian and Scott go to the beach, Clifford the Big Red Dog destroys everything, Gotham City is overrun by evil surf gangs, Brian tells the Bronies to get their lives together, sex in horse costumes gets complicated, Hasbro recycles the '80s on The Hub, geese are still jerks, Ryan is the worst superhero ever, and we recall breaking all our parents' stuff. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, and Ryan Scott, with special guest Jack DeVries.

This week, we remember the morning after the Alcoholocaust, discover we're definitely not experts in Asian culture, offer some bad advice in response to your terrible emails, confirm that geese are still jerks, get a shout-out from Radford University, discuss dinosaur porn at length, look like dorks, compare children to dogs, hate on Sunday comic strips, love high school football games (and the associated partying opportunities), discuss moving out of the states that suck, discover the worst Italian restaurant ever, find a sweater full of AIDS, and marvel at Burger King's latest monstrosity. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

This week, two-thirds of our cast (including Max's girlfriend and special guest-star Jenn) gets drunk off of the worst booze known to mankind, while the resident manbabies (Anthony and Ryan) are semi-forced to eat terrible foreign candy. It's the Boozeocalypse, the Alcoholocaust, Wine/11 -- whatever you want to call it. You asked for it, people! Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Jenn Not-Yet-Scoville.

This week, Brian quit smoking and wants to kill us all, we explore the confusing logistics of being a monster, we never want to play video games with the Joydick, Ryan Scott hosts another Recipe Corner, living with survivalists would be insane, we explain that we are not licensed counselors, we want stupid teenagers to stop having babies, we talk about lots of dumb things we've done, we tell you about our crazy relatives, Ryan shares his Nintendo dreams, we reveal which porn images haunt us, we recall the lies our parents told us, and we consider how hysterical Hell would be. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

This week, we talk all about wrestling moves that double as sex positions, those ridiculous Leprechaun movies, those ridiculous Child's Play movies, Brian's love for Hoarders, the store where manbabies go to die, RoboCop bubble bath, Captain Power toys, Anthony's childhood disdain for personal hygiene, Brian vs. the Amish, the Alcoholocaust, listeners' sex dreams (about us), things we never want to hear during sex, and how staying up too long will turn you into an insane person. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.