The Comedy Button

It's time to discuss homeless San Francisco hyenas, terrible children and the people who have them, Anthony on conciseness, Mario Party drinking games, dumb names for pets, the Ryan Scott Recipe Corner, Tinychat boobies, the transformation of Mr. Hyde into Dr. Jekyll, meeting celebrities, and Shannen Doherty's horrible life. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, and Ryan Scott.

This week, we stroke our chins and discuss Cheetos etiquette, Anthony's trip to the Image Expo, Star Wars has-beens, baby Wolverine (that is NOT Wolverine), real-life bar fights that aren't nearly as cool as the ones in the movies, Ryan's fighting techniques, Max vs. a human dinosaur, winter underwear, our least-favorite Internet slang, the pitfalls of computer voice recognition, and terrible listener email. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

This week, Anthony talks about how much he hates fun, we explain exactly why the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are the worst ninjas on the planet, Scott and Max discuss their weekend adventures with the Chinese mafia, half the cast pulls knives on the other half, we realize that "the South" is everywhere, some raccoons get trolled IRL, we tell you where NOT to go on a first date, and we wrap up with crack whores and babies. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

This week on the Comedy Button, Max plays Santa Claus, Anthony hates on dumb holidays, Scott reviews his birthday gift, Ryan relates his excellent Valentine's Day adventure, we relive our '90s fashion nightmares, Brian admits to seeing Star Wars in 3D, we reminisce about our hometowns (and someone named Scary Gary), we tell you what to drink on your 21st birthday, Brian brings a most horrid makeshift projectile weapon to light, and we realize that old video games suck. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

On this week's episode, we share our very special Toys-R-Us memories, recall some truly terrible Halloween costumes, marvel at the amazingness of the Sears Wishbook, cringe at stories of very drunk friends, ponder vegetarian options at steakhouses, consider camping out for Star Wars in 3D, talk about random trips to gay bars, discuss our biggest failures with women, and shake our heads over the weirdest birthday present ever. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, and Ryan Scott.

This week, the crew jokes about getting older, owning pets (and freaking them out), the greatest movie never made, being the coolest person at the worst job in the world, hot dates at Guitar Center, training dogs in order to impress women, things NOT to do with a woman, Jersey Shore spinoffs, video store nightmares, harsh listener reviews, and tainting work computers with pornography. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, and Max Scoville.

This week, we examine the science of gayness (according to our listeners), dumb Amazon wish lists, bus horror stories, setting tree fort traps for Vietcong burglars, porno jackpots, the sad life of the Duffel Bags PR guy, the Justice League vs. world hunger, the continued debate of fart politics and girlfriends, the rules of "OH SNAP!", listener questions, and Ryan's first girlfriend. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

This week, we remember why our parents may or may not have thought we were gay during our bromances, how awesome ToyFare Magazine was, how lame some of our childhood toys (like neon Batman figures) were, how awesome others (like ThunderCats) were, how girls failed to remember that handsome Harvey Dent became Two-Face, and how the Real Housewives of Atlanta think black mannequins dressed as slaves can't actually have sex with them. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, and Max Scoville.

Put your mittens up, people! This week, we recorded an episode that sucked (so we scrapped it), and then we recorded this one (you get to be the judge of whether this one sucks too!) In any case, we say hello to Ryan Scott's bizarro rapper twin, examine the upper echelon of Snob Hill, discuss the pitfalls of OKCupid, give our advice for name-changing (short version: just rename yourself "Max" like Max did), listen to some terrible theme song submissions, consider having babies (or not), and mock the ridiculousness of truTV. Also: Vajazzling. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Our first episode of 2012 brings heartfelt discussion about local crack dealers, the kilometer-high club, horrible Christmas vacation antics, the worst food in the world, Cirque de Noel, Sonic's lowest moment, genius TV commercials, homeless Family Feud, Fleshlights for monkeys, Max's bizarre New Year's adventure, dangerous winter weather, bad Andre the Giant cosplay, bangin' out to Home Alone 2, and kickstarting a Kickstarter. Starring Scott Bromley, Brian Altano, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.