The Complete Disaster Podcast

The Moderate Majority party is back and they need signatures. If you're interested, they'll tell you what they're about and what the signatures are for. If you're not, you can still hear us talk about celebrities overdosing, or people getting CTE. There's something for everyone.

Topics:

Mark Fuhrman dies

CTE

"Michael" on track to make a billion dollars

Celebrities dying young

Street drugs are bad

Moderate Majority party

Minnesota's poor governance

Kids being taught to be victims

Prebiotic soda. It's all the rage. Even Pepsi has one. And as gross as it sounds, apparently it's pretty good. So from our perspective, there are two primary ways to make a lot of money: sell prebiotic soda, or join congress. How hard could it be?

Topics:

True Don Bleu

Forgetting interviews

James Bond coming back

Celebrities being approached on the street

Pelosi tracker

Presidential net worths

Ethan got sick again

Coyotes

Prebiotic soda

The beginning of the show is a bit of a mess. That's what happens when the producer is stuck in traffic for an hour and a half. There's a silver lining, though. They say that no matter how long you live, you always want more time. But if you sit in stop and go traffic, time will stretch out for eons. Maybe the secret to eternal life is just making it feel like an eternity.

Topics:

Traffic on highway 12

Devil Wears Prada 2 blew out Mortal Kombat 2

In The Grey

Tim saw Marty, Life is Short

Loss of loved ones

Tim's dream

All good things must come to an end, and Journey has been going since the 70s. That's not to say Jonathan is done working: he's got a solo career as a Christian artist and, apparently, plans on becoming a minister. He's also concerned about the future of war robots, so he may have a career as a John Connor type as well. Who knows what the future might hold?

Topics:

Appointment TV is coming back

Meat vs leather

Drone taxis

Army recruitment

Jonathan Cain from Journey

AI likenesses and art

War robots

Music licensing

Bankruptcy court

Conan O'Brien is back to host the Oscars in 2027, which reminds us: talk shows kind of suck. Petco's customer service could also use a bit of tweaking. But you know what doesn't suck? Podcasting. We do it. Jake Hudson does it. Who's Jake Hudson, you ask? You'll find out today.

Topics:

Conan O'Brien Oscars 2027

Talk shows are not for us

Martin Short's new documentary, "Marty, Life is Short"

Kathryn vs. Petco

Animals getting drunk off fermented fruit

Jake Hudson talks to a radio legend

Dave Ryan retiring

Anyone who's ever been anything approaching famous will tell you - sometimes fame isn't great. People will approach you during dinner, chase you down into an elevator, and other fun ways to interrupt your day. You also, inevitably, end up getting a cult of lunatics who want you dead. Why? It's the human condition, I guess.

Topics:

The Mystery of Richard Simmons

Deranged fans

Kids these days with their phones and their bad grammar

Minnesota sports

The history of the Lakers

All this hatred of one another

Presidents suck

Kevin Hart got roasted. Apparently it was pretty cutthroat. That's not our thing, but roasts have been around for long enough that clearly they have an audience. Let's ask Randy Lubas, hosting Loons on the Lake at Crooners for the fourth year. He's a comedian, therefore he is a comedy expert. By the way, he's giving away tickets. Listen to the show to find out how to get 'em.

Topics:

Kevin Hart roast

Person sucked into jet engine

CBS News Radio shutting down

The AI Bubble

Loons on the Lake

Comedy as a platform for politics

Mother's day

There's a hot new sport sweeping the nation, and once again it's named after a food. It's banana ball, and it's basically baseball but weird. Kind of like how pickleball is tennis but weird. You know what's not weird? Sequels to ancient franchises. Devil Wears Prada 2 and Mortal Kombat 2 are making waves at the box office. There's never been a better time to be over the age of 30. In some cases, well over.

Topics:

Tom's teeth

Banana ball

Harlem Globetrotters

Disney Cruise CSAM sting

Devil Wears Prada 2

Mortal Kombat 2

Should I Marry a Murderer

Parenthood insanity story

Rats. They've got a terrible reputation. Maybe they deserve it. Between eating your pizza and giving you Hantavirus, they're real troublemakers. And speaking of troublemakers, Myq and Tiffany are both doing shows, but they're not at the same time so there's no bad blood.

Topics:

Hantavirus cruise getting worse

Rats

Gas prices

Presidential assassination attempts

Tom's dentist

Bobcat Goldthwaite

Comedy's broad audience

Cynthia Schumacher is 97 years old and has been writing poetry since high school. For those less math-minded among you, that adds up to a very long time. She's still at it, too, having just put out a book of short stories called Prose Pizza. Where's Tom, you ask? Probably performing amateur dentistry on himself.

Topics:

Tom's broken tooth

Blake Lively vs Justin Baldoni resolution

No more alcohol on Delta flights under 350 miles

Hantavirus cruise

Sanitary traveling

Ted Turner dies

AI data centers

Hasselhoff vs. the burger

Cynthia Schumacher

Teaching Hamlet to 9th graders

Florida in the early 20th century

Colin defends Ethan