The Complete Disaster Podcast

Chuck Norris is dead and The Bachelorette has been cancelled. Could this day get any worse? The answer to that depends on how you take medical news about people you probably don't know.

Topics:

Chuck Norris dies

Taylor Frankie Paul drama

Tom's diagnosis

Positive thinking

The way we think is a lot like a social media feed. The more we see something, the more we see it. That sounds like a tautology, but I promise it isn't. That's why you're going to be thinking about purple beards more frequently after today. If that interests you, or you just want to see some comedy, why not head to Gambit Brewing on March 24th at 7 PM?

Topics:

Cash Call

FundaMental iLLNeSs

Brain algorithm

In the first half of the show, Tom declares that he's done with every politician. In the second half, we find a politician we like. Never let it be said that we're not a dynamic show, at times.

Topics:

Wasting money on forgotten subscriptions

Bob Barker the sleazebag

People leaving garbage everywhere

Dalia's upbringing/immigration story

Minnesota political division

It's Saint Patrick's day again, which means...surprisingly little. At least around here. We still like to talk about it though. Remembering the good times when a bunch of meat and whiskey didn't make us feel sick. Ah, memories.

Topics:

Saint Patrick's day

Irish ancestry

Mormon Wives drama

Mikey the Mule

Minnesota sports suck

Movies also suck

The Oscars - or Academy Awards if you're so inclined - happened again. It's like the rising and setting of the sun, except the sun doesn't have a host or wear horrible clothes. Unless it does. If it did, would we know?

Topics:

Oscars

New vs. old definition of "celebrity"

Weekend snowstorm

Private equity ruining everything

We've been promised yet another snowy apocalypse. Will this one be real? We hope not, because if so we won't be able to leave our house. There will be no escaping the Oscars. Although you can pass your time shoveling your driveway. That's always fun.

Topics:

Modern TV viewership

Taylor Sheridan has too many shows

Alec Baldwin legal trouble

This weekend's snowstorm

Tim's Oscar bets

Award shows are full of themselves

Once upon a time, the Twins were good. During that time, Kent was with them. Now we're not saying that Kent singlehandedly brought the team to victory, but the correlation is difficult to ignore.

Topics:

News bloopers

Oscars

Security at the Oscars

Old vs new cars

Home appliance repair

The Metrodome

Minnesota Twins

Stats vs. heart

Minnesota Broadcast Hall of Fame inductees

Crocs are back. Well, they've been back, but we're just now noticing. Impressionists are also back. In fact, it seems like the two ebb and flow in almost perfect sync. That can't be a coincidence.

Topics:

Crocs are cool again

Kristyn interviewing tall people

License plate tab costs

Liza Minelli tell-all book

Impressions

Comedy

The Flintstones. They're pretty old, literally and figuratively. I mean, the 60s was a long time ago, but it's got nothing on the Stone Age. There's also a nearly 200 year old tortoise out there, and baseball legends that haven't played in over thirty years. History has something for everyone, really.

Topics:

Punch the monkey (and other euphemisms)

Corey Feldman vs. The Oscars

Flintstones

Minnesota Vikings

Minnesota Twins glory days

Very old tortoise

Remember when we brought up the "dill dough" incident? We're bringing it up again, and this time we find it. Turns out we had it clipped the whole time. Who knew? What we do know is that an emergency has been reported in the building. Do not use the elevators.

Topics:

Kristyn's pickleball injury

Dill dough

Eating unusual animal parts

Daylight saving time

Punch the monkey

Decommissioned Simpsons characters