The Complete Disaster Podcast

If you're looking for a cozy read, how about the Epstein files? Apparently they're very popular at the moment. Then when you get tired of hearing about people in positions of power talking about things you'll wish you'd never read, you can watch yet another Dracula movie.

Topics:

Nancy Guthrie is still missing

Super Bowl

Half time show alternatives

Epstein files

Grammys suckage

Dracula

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Picture this: everywhere you go, strangers congratulate you on the birth of your child. Years later, those same people are congratulating your child having a child. They know you, but you don't know them. Sounds creepy, but that's just the reality of life in the public eye. But hey, even if you're not in the public eye, corporations and the government know exactly where you are and what you buy at all times anyway, so nobody's a private citizen any more.

Topics:

Nancy Guthrie still missing

Replacing celebrities with AI

Personalized AI spam

Generational radio listeners

Kids say the darndest things

Regular spam

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Did you ever think Minnesota would be the laughingstock of the country? If you've been paying attention, maybe you did. Well the day has come, and now it's time to clean up the mess and become a respectingstock once more. Perhaps the Moderate Majority Party is the way to go. Either way, make sure to make your voice heard on November Whatever Day The Election Is.

Topics:

Bad Bunny's halftime show

Daytime TV is dying

Athletes going broke

Moderate Majority Party

Minnesota corruption

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The Super Bowl is coming up, and you know what that means: chips. Also dip. And commercials. If there's time, perhaps some football as well. Next Tuesday it'll also mean Bob and Costaki get to gloat about the Patriots losing thanks to Minnesota talent. That's right, we're calling it now.

Topics:

NFL franchise valuation

Upcoming Super Bowl

Rip the puppy

New Disney CEO

Charlie's giant pizza slice

SJU

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It's warming up up north, but it's so cold down south that the iguanas are freezing. And do you know what that reminds us of? The winter Olympics. And you know what winter reminds us of? All the people dying. Seriously, it's been quite a week.

Topics:

Alex's 37th birthday

Sean Hannity sighting

The Boys of '80

Iguana torpor

Winter Olympics

Desmond Wilson/Catherine O'Hara deaths (among others)

CPAP Machines

Epstein shenanigans

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Brad surprises Tom with a visit to West Palm Beach, which leads to a very high volume show. Kristyn and Tim both got their entertainment talk in, and Alex even managed to have a conversation about the NBA with him. Tom also got a call that his sister-in-law died today, so the cheerfulness was much needed.

Topics:

Lindsey Vonn injured

Tom's sister-in-law dies

Eddie the Eagle

Justin Baldoni vs. Blake Lively

Brad's kids

Send Help

NBA talk

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Over half of Americans will break at least one bone at some point in their lives. As a result, there are plenty of broken bone stories out there, many of which are funny in retrospect. And yes, like everything else, there is a hate subreddit for people who've broken a bone. Although we suspect that one might be facetious.

Topics:

Minnesota sports

Melania Trump documentary

Brittany's new haircut

Broken bone stories

Snark/hate groups

HOA woes

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People are talking about the miracle on ice once again, as a new documentary about it has come out. We're just there's a reason to talk about Minnesota in a positive way. It happened 46 years ago, but still. We'll let this reach into the past slide if it means turning off the anger for just a little bit.

Topics:

The Boys of '80

Miracle on Ice

Lou Nanne

Colbert retiring/late night dying

Nate George for state auditor

Minnesota incitement to violence

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NFL cheerleaders. They're ubiquitous, famous, and their pay ranges from six figures to the change they can scavenge from the stands after the game. And then you've got the refs who make 200k and are being slowly replaced with robots. The whole league makes no sense.

Topics:

Names are hard

NFL play-calling tech

NFL cheerleaders

Family Feud

The Big Game is coming up

Expensive steaks

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Things continue to get worse in Minnesota. Not only is the extreme cold back, but there's been yet another ICE-involved shooting. It just seems like a very good time to not be here at the moment.

Topics:

ICE stuff

Greg the plumber

Mike DeRosier with Heart of the North Tours

Mike Bryant is finally done in court

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