The Complete Disaster Podcast

The Vikings beat the Bengals by 38 points. You'd think we'd be making victory laps, but we know better. Minnesota sports fans don't get optimistic until the point when a loss dashes our hopes with maximal dashedness. Or whatever.

On the show:

• The family
• Bob Sansevere

Topics Covered:

• Hail storm
• Family drama in Brainerd
• Big Bold Beautiful Journey
• Grease at the Chanhassen Dinner Theater
• Vikings and Twins
• Mae's life story

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David Bassitt is back and wouldn't you know it, he's still orange. Some things never change. Kind of like movies and TV for the past ten years. It's been a great decade for fans of remakes and reboots. Fans of original content, not so much.

On the show:

• The whole family
• Kristyn Burtt
• David Bassitt

Topics Covered:

• Adele at the Super Bowl
• The Paper
• Remakes
• Horse Steak
• Orange
• Customer service woes

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Brad recently found himself the owner of Big Rock Creek, a thousand acres just across the St. Croix. It's not all for him though; head over and buy yourself a day pass. You've got nothing to do now that Jimmy Kimmel is off the air, right?

On the show:

• Andy
• Tom
• Mike Bryant
• Kristyn Burtt
• Brad Hansen

Topics Covered:

• Big Rock Creek
• Jimmy Kimmel
• Body found in car registered to D4vd

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In 5-10 years, there will only be one streaming service. It'll cost $500 a month and have three shows on it. Keep those Blu Rays close. Whether this show will still be going in ten years we can't say, but if it is we'll start putting out physical albums at that point out of protest.

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Chris joins the illustrious group of Herniated Disc Havers, and he's here forever. Meanwhile, celebrities who don't like aging can simply get their faces replaced. What's that all about? We truly do live in a society.

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The Vikings got crushed by the Falcons. Bad news for us tomorrow when Costaki comes on. The Twins are also doing poorly, but we've come to expect that. What we didn't expect is for the Hollywood elite to misunderstand a joke and take themselves way too seriously. Wait, yes we did.

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We've been talking about it all week, but there's still a lot to say. Does anybody really know why it happened or how to stop it? Probably not. But there are patterns that can't be ignored and correlations that can't be explained away. And speaking of patterns, are you in the mood for yet another show where a girl is caught in a love triangle with Handsome Brooding Guy and Handsome Charismatic Guy? If so, we've got just the recommendation for you.

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Charlie Kirk was assassinated in broad daylight yesterday. Now today is the 24th anniversary of 9/11. Needless to say, it hasn't been a great 24 hours. If you want to try and make the world a slightly better place, why not visit the Children's Hospital rummage sale this weekend? Get yourself some cheap furniture and support kids. Everyone wins.

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The new Charlie Sheen documentary is out, and it promises to be an unpleasant watch. Apparently that's what people like though. Drama, anger, fear. The good news is for us that we can officially label ourselves as counterculture, since we attract very little drama. And being counterculture means you're cool. Sorry, that's the law.

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The Vikings beat the Bears. We didn't see it coming. Next up is the Falcons, so whoever wins, you also win because you get to hear someone complain about it next week. But hey, complaining works. Just ask Cracker Barrel patrons. So keep on being that squeaky wheel.

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