The Complete Disaster Podcast

(Part 3)

The only thing you really need for a 10/10 film is a dog. Especially a heroic dog. And especially a heroic dog who doesn't die at the end. We can't say whether or not the dog in Heart of the Beast makes it to the credits, but here's hoping.

Topics:

Packers lose to the Falcons

Nicolas Cage as John Madden

Heart of the Beast

Lioness

Toy Story 5 on streaming

Mobland

(Part 2)

It's 9/25. Get it? Nine two five? You know, like the thing. Of course in most countries it'll never be 925, which is why our system is superior. Until they invent a 25th month, anyway.

Topics:

Dolly Parton Day, and her final song

Bono sucks

Massive federal tax cut for filming in America

(Part 1)

It's that time of year again. Time to eat salmon until you gain 200 pounds, then sleep for 6 months. If you're a bear, that is. I cannot condone that behavior from a human, even if I do understand it. What I don't understand is how someone would have the patience to make an entire scale model of NYC.

Topics:

Water treatment woes

The Catman - no, not that one

Joe Macken makes scale model of New York City

Fat bear week

Taylor Sheridan gets political

Christopher Warden joins us from Embody Health and Performance, where Tom's been getting red light therapy. Shortly thereafter, Tony Price joins from the Gold Star Ride Foundation. Tom has not been actively involved in that one. Can't get him on a motorcycle.

Embody's website is https://liveembody.com/, so check them out if you're interested in red light therapy, physical therapy, or any of their other services!

You can check out https://www.goldstarride.org/ to see where Tony's been, what families he's met, or to donate to his cause!

Do you know how many words of a song you're allowed to write in a book? Matthew does. It's not as many as you'd think. It's still more than the number of Jews allowed at the Protestant club. Or Protestants at the Catholic club. Maybe things have changed in that regard, though.

You can check out Matthew's book, The Chestnut Tree, at https://www.mathewtekulsky.com/!

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Lizzie Borden. The Pickwick triplets. JonBenet Ramsey. Today's all about murderers, murderees, fictional squadrons of murderous children, and other such things. Things like Willy Wonka. He is suspected to have killed some kids, though it's never been proven.

Topics:

Lizzie Borden on Monster

Nicole Richie is not Lionel's biological daughter

Willy Wonka's Golden Ticket

JonBenet Ramsey

You Can See Everything Elizabeth Holmes documentary

Brothers

Everyone knows someone who is, or at least was, into Pokemon cards. Some of us even know people who get way too into it and start scalping cards. But do you know anyone who stalked someone to do it? Someone out there does.

Topics:

Kathryn's Sonos speaker

Guy tracks Pokemon card deliveries with GPS bug

6 month old with a BAC of .383

Last Ditch attempts mask optional night

"26 cent" coin sells at auction

Today, we learn what sports betting odds mean. You see, the bigger numbers are worse. Or better, if you win. Which you won't. There's a reason the people you bet against have so much money. Still, 1000 to 1 sounds pretty good, unless you're the Titans.

Topics:

Sports betting

Costaki's Falcons disappointment

Madden games

Every night football

Every generation has its crap that teenagers spray on themselves to smell better. Or at least, what they think is better. In the days of yore it was Hai Karate. Then it was Axe. What is it today? We don't know, because we still smell like propellant and chemicals from some stuff we sprayed on 20 years ago.

Topics:

Perfumes past and present

NFL players

The Conclave

Apparently cigarettes and THC are cool again, because everything is cyclical, including addictions. Great news for fans of 1960s vices. Also great news for people who want to do a lot of coke in about ten years.

Topics:

Cindy Crawford's son Presley Gerber dies in rehab

Cigarettes and the smoking thereof

Scented candles and detergents