The Conditional Release Program

Joel got covid! If you're one of the few people he hasn't complained to over the past week, it might be news to you. But he hasn't gone down quietly and continues that approach with a long winded spray about his experience with covid in the news.

Due to Joel's illness, the editing is a little raw this week. Enjoy every um and ah in it's rightful place and a smattering of lip smacks. It's like a live album - but a bootlegged one.

We also have a look at what's happening at Old Parliament House (but will do a full ep on it later) and wave goodbye to Novak Djokovic - the unlikeable antivaxxer who swings and good tennis racquet but hasn't got any mates. No mates Novak. Not here at least.

In AV Update we look at the poor bastard that set himself alight and cookers talking openly about getting armed for, well, let's find out.

Pete has a big week - he loves asking questions - now he's a parent asking questions. Just asking questions!

Enjoy!

In this episode, the Two Jacks discuss the media and ask has the mainstream media become obsolete? 

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This week we come to you live and (mostly) unedited from the TCRP night of nights - The Cookies!

It has been a long year for the freedom movement and while a few shills got a gong at the freedom ball, we are throwing our own two cents in to award who we think really put the hard yards in this year.

We wanted a week off, but they wouldn't let us. But according to Doris 'be free with dee' Usman, they're taking new years off! They have plans. Isn't that nice. So we will come back to you with last weeks news next week. But in the meantime - The Cookies!

Best enjoyed while heavily distracted or driving. This is very unedited!

Happy new year guys! Thanks so much for listening this year.

The Two Jacks are back with a chat about Trump. Was he actually a good politician? 

Sound is much better this time and it's a great yarn. Enjoy! 

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Got vaccinated? That's bad. You better get that sorted. How about some IV bleach? 

Feeling a bit too clean and slightly under the weather? Eat some mud. 

Grifters gonna grift and honestly they'll go to wild lengths to get your money. This episode we look at some incredibly awful ways people are attempting to remove the vaccine, to save their souls from the devil jab. It's not good. 

Merry Bleachmas!

Yet another huge week on the fringe of politics as we lead into the holiday season with a full belly of fear, loathing an anxiety brought on by those who simply can't stop protesting. Give it a rest! Go watch the cricket!

So this week - Weird Al is pregnant. The birds are surveillance drones. Workers are being viciously attacked for doing their jobs. Hippies are getting fired from cults for getting the jab.

This week we are sponsored by the Delta variant, which is quickly becoming a bit retro. How sad! It's going the way of the tazo due to our disposable culture. Sad!

RFK Jr. is a dirty hypocrite and the Freedom Ball is a total flop. Cisco WebEx falls over under the weight of several hundred freedom loving lunatics and Peter Little goes to the magistrates court, which is closed, to make noise with various other idiots. Hang Dan Andrews! Yeah, okay mate.

Pete has a big week. He's desperate. Getting real desperate. Is he right about vaccines? No. But he sure wants to be.

Enjoy!

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Jack and his cousin Jack are starting a weekly yarn. Cousin Jack is residing in Hong Kong and talks about local vaccine rates, covid policy and the absurd cost of renting a place. The Jacks will wriggle around sport, politics and foreign affairs to look at a more traditional space than TCRP does. 

The sound is shocking - but microphones are being bought and the situation shall be rectified. In the meantime - here's the first of The Two Jacks!

Huge week on the fringe! A horrible event of attempted self harm becomes a huge win for the movement who absolutely relish in her misfortune. Never let a good crisis go to waste!

Trump learns grammar the hard way and all the santas are dead.

A huge BPFW brought to you by some fairly scary santas and AV Update brings you an update on omicron and a TON of gossip from the movement. They go low, they go lower. they just go lower. It's pretty bad.

AND craggy faced conspiracy theorist Pete Evans has a huge week getting his face jabbed. After a bit of a rough few months in the media, Pete's decided to fix his beauty issues with the experimental jab. Not the covid vaccine - botox - the other big pharma miracle!

Enjoy!

Alright! It's time for another overflow episode. This time we have a bit of a yarn about violence in the movement. It's only ratcheted up since we recorded this - but there's a few interesting tidbits worth discussing. 

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Episode 69! Har har. What a bloody huge week it has been with the bombing of a school in Cyprus (don't do that, come on), the crushing downfall of the q-anon lawyers Sidney Powell and Lin Wood, and Crackers Craig Kelly appointed to a committee to look into what's bad about social media. Here's a hint - he's the problem.

Yet another week of protests with the movement slowing in numbers because everyone in it has covid. HAH! Andy Nolch has fit right in with the warm embrace of antivaxxers seeing no issue with malignant people like him. Nazi? No worries! Love the support. Pathetic.

Marcus Lamb is dead because he is an idiot and Pete's back in the news! Fills my heart with pride.

Enjoy!