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Do up your seatbelts and strap in for this one. Actually, don't bother BECAUSE WE HAVE FREEEDOOMMM

In part one of (hopefully) two we look at the cookers convoy with no trucks. It's only the beginning of this complete shitshow that is going to see a very big week of chaos in canberra as cookers occupy the capital!

In the news we bust the myth of reinfection, which is sad news for Joel who is surely about to get covid again and take the opportunity to heap shit on Joe Rogan because he sucks. The locals are suing the Canadian Truck Convoy (the one that had a few trucks but not that many) and Pete has a huge week doing nothing.

Enjoy!

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So Dylan 'Didge' Wilson has this shit website he made with a bunch of sovcit nonsense about nothing. It's the usual ramblings of nonsense and it is unintentionally quite funny.

On the site, they have 'the people's orders' which is a bunch of terribly ill thought out policies that cookers submit to lay the foundation of their new weird utopia. 

There's a lot of them. Some of them are really long. We are going to take the piss out of them. 

It's gonna take months to get through it, but I reckon we can get there. Here's the first ten. They are incredibly stupid. 

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This week on The Two Jacks, Jack the Insider and Hong Kong Jack with their progressive backgrounds in politics, discuss what happens when progressivism goes wrong, when good intentions lead to bad outcomes. The Jacks also consider reports that Chinese authorities have begun using nasal and anal Covid swabs on American travellers. We just hope they get the order right.

It was a huge week worldwide for cookers with a lot of action coming from the US. Neil Young wipes $4bn off Spotify in protest of Joe Rogan and Gaetzy is in big trouble with one of his horny mates giving him up to the feds. Trumpcoin is worthless, but you data is priceless and RFK Jr. just keeps comparing vaccine mandates to the holocaust. Stop it. Just stop.

In AV Update we look at the last week of protests (sad) and the Canadian Freedom Convoy, an absolute nightmare in the making. We also look at the planned Australian Freedom Convoy which is basically an excuse to hang out in Canberra and grift some money.

Pete has a big week talking to fires because that's what Pete does.

Enjoy!

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In this week’s Two Jack’s we look at factions within the Liberal Party. The Liberal Party often claims it is not faction driven but this is a nonsense as then Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull found out at NSW State Liberal Conference in 2015. We identify the Liberal factions and their leaders federally and see what happens when factionalism goes horribly wrong with the dominant right faction rendering the Victorian Liberal Party unelectable.

Also, a lot of Canadians want the unvaxxed denied health care while a slightly smaller number want them hurled behind bars. We think that’s a bit rough. Just a bit.

This week we cover the Prayer and Pushback conference held by Pat Mesiti. Actually, no we don't. Nobody should have to do that. It's awful.

The Americans are still being terrifying with q-adjacent lunatics spreading joy in the form of plague and bleach to anyone they can. Speaking of plague, Meatloaf is the latest casualty of the spicy cough, taking down the sweaty hugger before his time. Turns out Novak's biotech firm is just a big weird expensive homeopathy lab and the cookers protest yet again.

We have a new segment on SovCits but we can't think of a name. Send us ideas and we may well send you a stubby holder. Get at it. Bonus points if you make a theme song!

Cheers!

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The Two Jacks take a look at the Australian Republican Movement's hybrid proposal for the election of an Australian Head of State and find it confusing and ill-timed. Meanwhile Hong Kong's most powerful administrators get Covid and end up in dongers, next to Disneyland but they're not allowed on the rides. 

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It's time for an overflow episode! Here's the stuff we didn't have time to cover in the main episode. It's a much more relaxed, unscripted and unedited approach which is a mix between a refreshing change for the listener and, well, laziness.

We look at Andrew Bogut whinging about being on 'a list', an antivaxxer conference that thinks covid was anthrax, Trump calls out politicians that won't admit their vax status and The Cruel Sea loses an ARIA, but finds it 17 years later from a nice fellow in a Rebels tshirt. 

Enjoy! 

We are back! Well, we didn't really go away. But a week kinda slipped past us there. Luckily the cookers were a little quiet, with the exception of Old Parliament House which we will get to later.

Big week with Novak desperately trying it on one more time to stay in the country, his lawyers taking the piss by accepting the brief to be honest. We have a squiz at Old Parliament House and the sovcit camp Muckudda down there and we look to the US where people involved in January 6 are finally getting their comeuppance with key organisers being charged with seditious conspiracy. Oh dear! Lots of trouble for some real pieces of shit.

Antivaxxers protest. Again. RFK Jr. is headed down here to ruin our society after he had a good stab at it up north and Pete has a big week with his innerstanding.

Enjoy!