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In what is becoming a bit of a weekly segment we bring you the overflow - the stuff that has happened between episodes that may or may not make the full episode cut. As per usual this is raw, vaguely planned and unedited. 

This week we touch on the NZ cookers and check on their pit lamb (it's not doing well), Clive Palmer rushed to hospital with 'covid-19 symptoms' and we have a bit of a chat about old Simeon Boikov. He isn't a Russian operative, he is just a naughty boy. 

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IT IS MY WILL that we BUTCHER the english language to write up Shoddy and Stupid ideas for what an Ideal Society looks like in the mind of a drooling idiot. 

It's part 4 so you probably know what you're in for - this week we have a bonus rant from Didge himself about not going to court. Rant, tantrum or just illiterate garbage - you decide. 

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Edit: was feeling generous and gave this one a fairly long sample. Enjoy!

This week the Two Jacks discuss the looming crisis in Ukraine and ask does Vladimir Putin own the longest tables in the world and if so, is it because of Covid or just normal personal hygiene failures? Meanwhile at Buck Palace where the tables are known to be as long as the Kremlin, Prince Andrew has been forced into an embarrassing settlement with QE11 essentially his insurer. 

We mourn the passing of the great P J O'Rourke, essayist without peer. 

And in our extended topic we look at the looming Covid crisis in Hong Kong where cases have climbed dramatically in the space of just weeks. A Wuhan style hard lockdown is thought possible but HK Jack says that's not likely.  

Another bloody huge week with the Canberra cookers mostly going home to nurse their wounds. Sunburn, heatstroke, dehyration and covid. Otherwise known as LRAD damage. Yep, the cookers are blaming the Long Range Acoustic Devices deployed by ACT and federal police for all their ailments after spending a week in squalour during a pandemic and spending long periods in the sun without sun protection.

It was the gubberment! And it's actually got to the point where Craig Kelly and Malcolm Roberts are repeating this crap in parliament.

A very silly week indeed.

In the news we look to the US which remains the cooker capital of the world and Pete Evans is a bit lonely so he sends himself some fan mail to help lift the spirits.

Enjoy!

P.S. unsung credit to @LizardHumanoid on twitter and @btheorists for some of the content this week that went without in-ep credit. Thanks guys (also follow these people they are great).

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We return for part 3 of The People's Treaty - a policy platform from the most cooked of cookers that features bad spelling, terrible grammar and a complete lack of sociological understanding whatsoever. Law? Make it up as we go. Society? What's that - can you smoke it and get high?

Properly ridiculous stuff.

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A lot happening this week so for those who can't wait till Monday for the full wrap, here's a rundown on what happened since we last checked in on our Canberra Cooker Convoy.

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The Two Jacks take a look at the Canada Truck Convoy amid a shift in public opinion in Canada on pandemic management. When did Occupy Protests become a thing and why don't they get out, have a nice old shout about what they're protesting about and then go and have a few beers before going home.

Also we look at the art of political character assessment and explain why those making the assessments generally come from the same side as the one's they're sledging.

After a huge week in the nation's capital we bring you part two of the cooker madness that is 'The Canberra Convoy'. It used to be a freedom truck convoy but due to a lack of freedom and trucks it's now just the Canberra convoy. Bit sad.

A literal shitshow from start to finish we almost get to the end of this weird event and to be honest we are glad it's over.

In the news we look at the shady origins of the cash fuelling the Ottawa Freedom Truck Convoy and the by elections in NSW.

Pete has a huge week but NOTHING about Canberra. Maybe that place has him a little traumatised. He also might have sent himself fan mail which is very funny.

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Holy shit Wayne Glew was arrested! Due to torrential rainfall and Malcolm's NBN this one has a bit of a hard cutover between segments - but we figured it was a good idea to have a chat about Canberra before the main ep record on Sunday and get a little vibe for what's happening.

Also, Wayne Glew is arrested and is up for 14 years. We laugh at him. 

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So Dylan 'Didge' Wilson has this shit website he made with a bunch of sovcit nonsense about nothing. It's the usual ramblings of nonsense and it is unintentionally quite funny.

On the site, they have 'the people's orders' which is a bunch of terribly ill thought out policies that cookers submit to lay the foundation of their new weird utopia. 

There's a lot of them. Some of them are really long. We are going to take the piss out of them. 

It's gonna take months to get through it, but I reckon we can get there. Here's the first ten. They are incredibly stupid. 

Follow along at home here! 

https://peoplestreaty.online/the-peoples-orders-peoplestreaty/