The Conditional Release Program

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  • Episode 11 - MAGA and the cult of Trump

    This week's news is a bit of a big one - there's a bloody lot to cover. We look at our favourite new Trump witness, Melissa Carone otherwise known as 'Conspiracy Karen'. We also look at the way the claims of election fraud are seeing people (lunatics) doxx election workers and threaten their lives. We also cover the increasing tensions between Australia and China in the upcoming meme war.


    The deeper dive covers the cult of Trump - and how the MAGA hat wearing types are more like members of a faith based cult than those with a mere political affiliation. The biblical references and bizarre prophecies are very unique to this presidency.


    Eric Trump is still an idiot and the medical marijuana sector are the next group of people that want Pete Evans to go away.


    Cracking episode. Enjoy!

    1 hr 15 min
  • Episode 10 - Incels

    This week we look at incels. The unfuckables. Those who couldn't get a root in a brothel. It's a dire place to be and you'd never want to join the ranks.


    Within this unfortunate subculture are those that idolise violence against women and society in general. How do we deal with these people? Do we show empathy? Or stomp on them with the full weight of the law? Hard to bloody know. But one thing is for sure - these little bastards are a thorn in the side of society that isn't going anywhere anytime soon.


    In the news we look at Sidney Powell's pisspoor attempt to 'release the kraken' and Gladys Berejiklian who just can't seem to have a quiet week at the moment.


    Another big week in Pete Evans where Pete said he deleted his facebook. Then didn't. He also had the saddest book launch in history. the book launch that didn't launch a book. Awww Petey!


    Further reading on incels at https://joelhill.medium.com/

    1 hr 16 min
  • Episode 9 - The Nazis have a Pete Evans problem

    It's been a tough week for the Nazis. Realising that Pete Evans might be one of them has surely caused an existential crisis in the ranks.


    This week Jack looks at the common misconception that the Nazis are a leftist phenomenon. Just cause it's called 'national socialism', doesn't mean it came from that side of politics.


    We also document the biggest week in Pete Evans yet. Dropped by commercial partners and threatening to leave Facebook. He's had a hell of a week. Couldn't have happened to a nicer bloke.


    We touch on the great reset and recently jailed Nazi terrorist Phillip Galea. It's been a huge week for Nazis, huge week for wellness gronks and as usual, a massive week in Pete Evans. Enjoy!

    1 hr 4 min
  • Episode 8 - AntiVaxxers

    Anti vaccine activists are a pain in the arse. We plan to give you an idea of why they give us the shits and what makes them particularly evil. A cult of grifters and scumbags that has only been galvanised by the events of 2020.


    We also have a look at The Bonk Ban, the rampant electoral fraud that plagues the United States democratic mechanisms and check in on Eric Trump to see if he's okay. Spoiler alert, he isn't.


    Another big week in Pete Evans. He shows no signs of slowing down.


    It's a good one. Enjoy!

    56 min
  • Episode 7 - BONUS episode - A very ranty open letter to AntiVaxxers

    So this one is pretty spicy. I wrote this under a psuedonym because I simply did not want to deal with raging antivaxxers if the article got any hits. About 10k hits later and no death threats means it will (probably) be fine. But at this point, we have created a podcast dedicated to poking the beehive and sometimes you just gotta turn up and see how the cards fall.


    Full antivaxxer episode is up next with Jack in fine form and the usual sillybuggers. But this rant was way to long to slot into an episode, so here it is.

    21 min
  • Episode 6 - The Election(s) Wrap

    Two elections in one week! How blessed. We have a look at the Queensland election and the huge drop in the One Nation vote which bizarrely seems to have gone to Labor.


    We also (obviously) look at the US election (The Election, there really are no others) and see how the lunatic fringe are taking the election loss.


    Jack has a look at Eric Trump's fairly complicated relationship with his father (his dad doesn't like him) and as usual we check in on how Pete Evans is holding up. Not well, to be honest.


    We also revisit Hunter Biden's penis which has sadly been out of the news since the election. What a shame!

    1 hr 2 min
  • Episode 5 - The Monster Factory

    Friendly warning: this one contains a bit of chatter about sexual and physical abuse and may bring up uncomfortable themes for some. Listener discretion is advised.


    Jack gives us an explanation of how innocent children went into the Borstal system of youth detention and came out as brutal criminals. It's what he likes to call 'the monster factory'.


    We also look to the present state of youth detention and some of the things that haven't changed as much as we like to think, especially regarding youth in solitary confinement and regular abuse and torment.


    It's a bit of a serious one.


    The news has a look at Hunter Biden's laptop and the 'contents', donut days in Victoria and yet another outbreak of covid-19 in The White House. Oh dear.


    The Week in Pete Evans looks at his plans for a wellness retreat that features red pills over dinner and Pete winning yet another award for being Pete.




    57 min
  • Episode 4 - Sovereign Citizens

    In this episode we look at the ridiculous belief system of the 'Sovereign Citizens'. These are people that think the law doesn't apply to them, and behave as such. The cops think they're terrorists. They think they are patriotic heroes. We tend to think they're annoying idiots.


    We introduce you to some of the nonsense these dopes believe and flesh out what that involves. Then Joel sums up the situation with a fairly long and expletive filled spray.


    In the news, we explore the Member for Manila's not so secret facebook profile and explore the practice of Toobin on Zoom. The Week In Pete Evans explores Pete's interest in German history and a possible return to network television. It's a big week in Pete Evans but it's always a big week in Pete Evans.

    51 min
  • Episode 3 - Meredith Burgmann on apartheid activism, prison reform and Franca Arena

    Well I did promise earlier that nothing you learned in this podcast would either be useful or true but I jumped the gun there. National treasure, political trailblazer and very good friend of the show Meredith Burgmann joins Jack for an excellent chat about her work in activism over the years. In the news, the huge Q facebook/instagram cull and Pete Evans hot take on Gladys and Gardasil causing gender dysmorphia. What a prick.


    Next week we are going back to lampooning lunatics and heading rural to cover the Australian SovCit movement. They are very funny.


    Still working on music and all the other fancy bits that every single other podcast has. This is a lot of work! But if it's worth doing it's worth doing badly (that's a quote from the wise and wonderful Meredith) and we will bloody get music when it comes!

    1 hr 9 min
  • Episode 2 - Introduction to TCRP and Q-Anon Chatter.

    Jack and I introduce ourselves in a spectacularly poorly produced first now second episode. While I focused more on keeping my tins cold in my studio than on audio quality, Jack entrusted me with the tech stuff.


    This was meant to be an introduction to Q but we just ended up discussing the Q universe and we were on a roll.


    First ep will be a proper intro to Q newbies, but those who already know about the dorky death cult can jump right in here.

     

    Heavily edited (curated as they say) but an interesting chat about q-anon in Australia and beyond. First of many episodes on the topic.

     

    1 hr 5 min

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