The Conditional Release Program

This week we look at the decline in crime rates. Often referring to Don Wedderburn's work on this (his new book The Vanishing Criminal is a pretty comprehensive take on this) we look at the decline in crime rates over the past thirty odd years. What's the go? Jack gives some good insights into this and I speculate on nonsense.

In the news we look at the unfolding dominion lawsuits, the Albury-Wodonga Proud Boys threatening people that were mean to them on the internet, the impeachment and the Victorian lockdown.

Eric finds himself at home in Mar - A - Lago and Pete Evans finally announces he will run for senate. How's that gonna go? Badly? Yes, badly.

This week we dabbled in video so the episode may be (if all goes well) uploaded to YouTube. Keep posted on social media to find out about that!

This week our deep dive is on medical misinformation.

Some of you may not be aware of this, but Jack has had a pretty steep battle with cancer over the past few years and through some pretty advanced medical procedures he is still with us. If he listened to wellness grifters on facebook, however, he would likely (definitely) be dead.

We like Jack and want to keep him so this works for us. But this also makes me fucking angry. Cancer grifters are the worst. Covid grifters aren't too far behind, but there's something especially visceral about someone that sells miracle snake oil to people in a moment of mortal vulnerability. We discuss Jack's experience with his cancer, his neobladder (it's crazy shit) and how cancer and wellness grifters are generally the scum of the earth.

In the news we look at the absolute torrent of voting system lawsuits that are pending which are going to seriously rock the bank accounts of a few right wing nutjobs. Eric is impeached, but finds his way home thanks to his keen nose and we have a look at Pete's pretty shit Craig Kelly interview. Betfair have not given up hope, in fact they are more buoyant than ever. Which is insane because they are NEVER going to see that money.

Enjoy!

The storm that never came! The mass arrest event that has been promised for years now was meant to come on January 20th. The thing is though, it didn't. And really it was never going to. So we have a look at the utterly pathetic idea that the military was going to somehow subvert democracy entirely and install DJT as the president while televising the execution of the democrats, Tom Hanks and Lady Gaga.

The news is big this week. We have a very special Australia Day honour for a brave cop that defied the catholic church and we have a look at the insane Gamestop/RobinHood/WallStreetBets saga that led to the end of short selling as we know it.

Eric tries to go home and realises that there's no forwarding address leaving him in a state of utter destitution and Pete Evans has his biggest week on record. A good episode if I do say so myself. Enjoy!

Get out your popcorn kids, it's inauguration day! Will there be mass arrests? Have the military got control of the government yet? Is Trump serving his second term after invoking the peacock act of 1789?

No. Other than notorious pedovores Tom Hanks and Lady Gaga triggering the usual suspects nothing much happened.

Biden signed a bunch of progressive executive orders to give us lefties false hope of a bright future, Bernie steals the show with his derpy mittens and we discuss a few pilled takes on Biden's first day.

Eric is still an abject failure and Pete Evans keeps being wrong about everything and starts posting more salad recipes to avoid being wrong. Again.

Enjoy!

Last week was a bit of a slog. We both spent the entire week doomscrolling twitter and taking notes to make sure we were across the rather casual and amazingly short lived attempted coup in the United States.

So this week, we took on some low hanging fruit for a more relaxed week in podcasting. So, here's our take on flat Earthers! Joel listened to a bunch of terrible podcasts as research and just typed inflammatory things into duckduckgo for this episode and Jack attempted (and failed) to watch Beyond the Curve and resigned to looking at terrible flat earth pages on the lesser parts of the internet.

It goes alright and you should get a giggle from it.

In other parts of the pod, Eric has had better days but at least it's not as depressing as his non-birthday and Pete has a HUGE week and we barely even covered the half of it. Just huge. And now I am going to bed.

Enjoy!

What a genuinely bizarre start to the year. We were going to cover flat earthers - they are hilarious and apparently full of nazis - but January 6 really kicked off.

In the news, Melissa Carone is back and Dominion are taking scalps. The vaccine sabotaging pharmacist turns out to be saving us from turning into reptiles and the Trump punters group are STILL betting on Trump winning the election. When will they end? I give them about a month.

Eric's dad stages a coup to avoid celebrating his birthday and Pete Evans STILL hasn't been banned from instagram.

It's a good one. I hope y'all learn something pointless and have a few laughs along the way.

While everyone seems to be celebrating the end of 2020, I hope they aren't celebrating the start of 2021. There's a bloody lot that could go wrong in the next twelve months and just because there's been a few jabs happening over in the states, we are not ready to pop the cork on the champers just yet.

The vaccine. Or vaccines. This is what is going to dictate how 2021 goes. Will we get enough people to take them? Are they even going to work? Are antivaxxers going to manage to sabotage this and ruin it for everyone? There's a lot up in the air and we take our entirely unqualified opinions to the airwaves to add our two cents.

Eric learns how to stop stealing from children's cancer charities and Pete is still upto the same old tricks.

Enjoy!

This one is a MEGA EPISODE! It's about twice as long as normal. Let's face it, you're either on a road trip or fucking around at home. Turn this on instead of the cricket commentary and the time will fly by.

This week instead of wrapping up the year like every other podcast we decided to really roll up our sleeves and get into some grimy stuff. Jack spent several years with a brave police officer from Ballarat named Denis Ryan recounting the story of the catholic mafia - a collusion between Victoria Police and the catholic church which gave one of the most awful people in Australian history, Monsignor John Day a free license to abuse children on a scale that is literally sickening.

Now, we warn our listeners that this one's a heavy one. But we also insist it's an important part of Australian history that must be discussed.

But, in textbook TRCP style, we then look at the conspiracy universe and how absolute deadshits make light of the most heinous crime of all - interfering with children - as some kind of chapter in their inane and incredibly annoying participatory conspiracy universe. Pizzagate, frazzledrip, mole children and adrenochrome. All of these things take away from the legitimate suffering of actual victims. That's when we stick the boot in. It's a cathartic release after a very heavy hour of chat.

Don't miss this week in Eric's life cause it was a real stinker. His chances of seeing love in his father's eyes are getting very bloody low. Pete, well, he got deleted from facebook. So it's a HUGE week in Pete Evans.

We are both apologetic and shamelessly forward about the length of this episode. We could have gone nine times as long. Jack's involvement in this story goes straight to his core and we hope you get something from it. I reckon this book took ten years off Jacks' life and we owe him a debt of gratitude for bringing it to light.

One of our best episodes. Best enjoyed with a loved one, or near a box of tissues. Have at it guys!

Oh no! The plague is back! And it went straight past the harbour bridge, through the wakehurst parkway down into Avalon bloody Beach!

We look at the resurgence of Covid-19 in NSW through a redpilled lens. Joel is from Avalon and has had many schooners at the RSL and the Bowlo over the past twenty years - so we go through the side of Avalon the press isn't interested in - the q-pilled side. The vaccination rates in Avalon are... let's just say not great.

In the news we have more crap from America, some other crap from antivaxxers and a general sense that things are not going in a good direction.

Eric, a very good looking boy, has been very busy trying to please his Dad and Pete has been busy trying to beat a world posting record. He really pushed the boat out this week and shows no signs of slowing down.

Enjoy!

This episode we take a backwards glance at some of the biggest fuckwits of 2020. This is a big claim, as they've really come out of the woodwork this year - but anti-lockdowners have it all. Antivaxxers. Anti 5g. Anti Bill Gates. Anti bloody everything except the plague. People like Fanons Panayides, Craig Cole, Avi Yemini and other SovCit wankers that really just stirred up the lunatic fringe to chase themselves around the Shrine of Remembrance and struggling to make a cohesive point in a crowd of idiots and attention seekers.

The one thing we know is that they love the plague and think everyone should have a go at a round of covid and it's bloody unaustralian to deny us a shot. That's why they had to piss on the diggers by holding it at the Shrine. We are being denied our hard fought freedoms to get a bad cough!

In the news we look briefly at the latest Q drop, the failed Texas SCOTUS bid and that arsehole from Christchurch.

Eric is back and it's been a big week in Pete Evans. We liked making this episode, got nice and fired up. I hope you all enjoy it as much as we did!