The Conditional Release Program

During conversation about the absurd new craze around NFTs, Jack was inspired to look into the cartel scam that is modern art. Price fixing and tax evasion underpin a bullshit market designed to keep the ultra rich in their place. It's an investment mechanism that has lost all meaning and a fantastic way for crime syndicates to launder money and generally be criminals.

NFTs are stupid. What the hell are they? We still don't know.

In the news we have Phoebe Bennett, the SovCit from Busselton who got exactly what she wanted and Matilda Bawden, the awful NDIS worker who sought to deny care to her autistic clients if they had been vaccinated because she is a complete idiot that thinks vaccinated people shed the virus. What's the bet she has been saying (up until now) that covid is also a hoax and just 'a cold with a better marketing strategy'. Pick a lane, dickhead!

Pete decides to tell everyone about the Georgia Guidestones which are a meaningless addition to his meaningless repertoire and Jack swings and misses on the quiz.

Enjoy!

Have you found yourself wearing a mask, baseball cap and trenchcoat to the shops when you feel like having a gaytime? Do you hide your collection of racist lollies when your woke friends come over, only to bring out your bowl of controversial delights when they leave?

Well if the answer to either of those are yes, you need to reflect on your life. And disconnect your internet connections. All of them.

The culture wars are in full flight. We've recently seen gaytimes, mums and dads, bluey and even fairy bread under threat from the PC police. But do the PC police actually fucking exist? Or is it all a false flag generated by bored newsrooms?

It's all faff and we decide to discuss what a huge wank it is. We solve nothing this week. More questions than answers. But one thing is for certain - the culture wars are about as useful as a broken lock.

In the news we look at how a CIA operation to find Osama Bin Laden has left Pakistan with endless polio outbreaks and Serene Teffaha loses her practicing certificate leaving us to wonder - where's the money Serene? We also make Non Fungible Tokens (NFT)s more confusing if that was ever possible and there's a new segment before the deeper dive.

Enjoy!

Well in what was intended to be a quick wrap of a few very naughty boys it turned out to be a bloody 3 part series. And we're all better for it! Each of these sociopaths deserve an episode to themselves. Here we finally finish the countdown with one of the most ruthless cold criminals of all time. Some of you might have suspected this to be the one, some of you might have thought otherwise - but I think you'll all see that this miserable bastard was truly a blight on Australian society for some time.

In the news we look at the VERY elaborate story Matt Gaetz made up to cover up his penchant for teenagers (alleged penchant, apologies your honour), we have a NEW segment - Tales to The Crypt! Jack writes a fucking great eulogy and people keep dying. So we are gonna start doing that as a thing. It does rely on people dying, though.

Eric finds himself a little bit undone this week - but you'll have to listen to find out why. Pete calls everyone in Canberra a pedo, then backtracks, and shows he really isn't going to cut it in Parly House.

It's a good time. Enjoy!

It's the long awaited and unexpected part two of the worst crims in history countdown! As we explained last week, we kinda meant for this to be a one part affair but damn there's so much to cover. Even stretching it over a multi part podcast barely scratches the surface.

So now you get to find out who is next on the list!

We also look at the fairly quiet death of G. Gordon Liddy who was quite a ruthless operator, some say the precursor to Roger Stone - but also a dangerous lunatic. Truly deranged fellow. So we see him off (good thing really) and have a look at Matt Gaetz under the spotlight for allegedly getting a 17 year old to cross state lines to, uh, spend time with him. Tim Anderson's mouth gets him into more trouble which I think is going to get Jack his first show related death threat - not that it really matters cause he got the AZ jab! So he's a dead man walking. His platelet count sounds like a new years eve countdown. Slurred, short and counting to zero.

We also look at a reader tip. A hot one. Apparently Karen Brewer is trying to arrange a really creepy ANZAC inspired insurrection day across Australia and New Zealand. It's not going to happen but the plan is pretty funny. Gonna test the patience of a generation famously unable to focus on a single thought for more than a minute.

Get in to it! It's a good one!

This week we are taking a break from the usual nutbags and idiots and looking at some other dangerous lunatics. Jack the insider's alter ego Peter Hoysted has written books and produced television series on gangsters in Sydney and Melbourne over the past couple decades and we want to tap into a bit of that knowledge for you guys.

If you haven't already, go listen to episode 5 - the monster factory - for a primer on this one. In the monster factory we see the brutal boys home that some of these guys went through that turned them into the total sociopaths they wound up being.

In this we do a bit of a countdown. Jack could talk about this for hours so we had to cut it to 3 of the 5 - the next two cannot be done justice in a short bit.

In the news we look at Sidney Powell's motion to dismiss the dominion lawsuit, the pilled take on the boat stuck in the suez and a lunatic in Texas holds up a national guard envoy to save the children. Great stuff. Oh yeah, and YouTube tries to cancel us. Again.

Eric fails to find purpose while his wife runs for the senate and Pete goes to Canberra to help Rod Culleton clear his name. How that works is beyond me.

Enjoy!

It's time for part 2 of our conspirituality/wellness crossover episode! Last week we had a look at how this whole thing came about and this week we look a little further to the right to see how the Nazis have come to be a part of this bizarre mash up of ideologies and how the far right are recruiting antivaxxers to push straight up white supremacy in social media shitholes like telegram.

There's a lot to cover here and it's full of delightful antisemitism so prepare for a very disappointing look into the mind of that busker that you walk past down the shops. Here's a hint - they're probably pilled as fuck.

In the news Jack has a moment of clarity and retracts one of his comments on Talking Pictures this week. Pressuring the McGowan government to follow up on their promise to stop the policy of jailtime for overdue fines. While they did this last year, they also did it 3/4 the way through their term. Credit where credit is due, or a lazy legislature that should have their priorities checked? We don't know, and we don't know yet. Jack plans to follow up on this.

We also look at blood clots in the AstraZeneca vaccine and what all that means. I probably get the explanation of what the respective vaccines do wrong, but if you are getting your health advice from this podcast you are going to live a very short life. But we try to unravel what the hell is going on out there.

Eric follows in his father's footsteps and works toward creating a failed casino. Reach for the stars, Eric.

Pete has a very quiet week so we look at how he minces words and takes headlines out of context to push bullshit messages to pursue his agenda of instilling fear and anxiety into his followers. Great guy. Top stuff.

Enjoy!

What's with people in the health, fitness and wellness movement being pilled to the gills? Why is the peaceful art of yoga becoming a festering pile of right wing intolerance?!?

We have a look in our deeper dive - but this is a little too big for a half our bit. So we are gonna do it over two weeks. Well, at least two weeks.

In the news the WA Labor landslide and a bit of a scoop from Jack who has done some muckracking to find that Rod Culleton, leader of the GAP (the mob that 'invited' Pete to the senate) is still an undischarged bankrupt. Looks like he is running in WA, though, because Rodney has trouble learning life lessons. We also update you on the Christian Porter allegations where an ex boyfriend of the complainant, James Hooke comes forward to back up the claims of the deceased victim giving Porter something to lose sleep over.

Oh and our Unholy Trinity episode is taken down from YouTube for 'targeted harassment and cyberbullying'. Yeah, alright mate.

Eric pumps his own gas (but really needs to shop around for prices, possibly in another country) and Pete has a HUGE week, proving he can't go a week without making defamatory comments toward someone in public. What a funny boy he is!

Enjoy!

In this weeks deeper dive we look at mole children! The ridiculous q-anon conspiracy theory that claims a network of tunnels is used to house tortured children who are used to harvest adrenochrome for the elites. Obviously only democrats do this because something something satan. It's as dumb as it sounds but they really make an elaborate universe out of it and generally just copy and paste it to other locations around the world. It's pretty funny. Very silly. Worth the click.

In the news we follow up on the Christian Porter 'situation' and look at Trump's CPAC appearance that triggered antivaxxers. Also the ridiculous nonsense around Dr. Seuss books being pulled and the absolute nothingburger that was March 4th!

Enjoy!

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This week we look at bloody annoying phone scams! We all get them - calls from a random number with some bullshit robot threatening you with arrest or some wretched fool on the other side trying to convince you that your internet is stuffed and needs to be fixed (for a fee, of course).

After looking at the declining crime rate, this is one on the rise. And it could be fixed with decent policing, but it's not.

This week, though, a fair whack of the episode is on the news. We look at the rape allegations against a cabinet minister and discuss what this means going forward. We check in on how Mike Lindell is going, as his dream of a dominion subpoena has come true. Also, Craig Kelly resigns from the Liberal party and the Trumpers are caught up chatting about their plans to blow up Capitol Hill during the state of the union. So non violent of them!

The betfair Trump punters bit stops being fun. It's probably the last one, unless something very funny happens. I'll keep an eye on it.

Eric fucks up by doing the math and Pete begs the media to be his friend again.

Enjoy!

Jack can be found on twitter at https://twitter.com/JacktheInsider

Joel can be found on twitter at https://twitter.com/krunchymoses

Facebook page is https://www.facebook.com/theconditionalreleaseprogram

And the group is https://www.facebook.com/groups/706921013306464

Heads up - Joel's audio is a bit average this week. It's not too bad, but not the usual quality. Jack, as per usual, sounds amazing.

This week we cover multi level marketing! It's often less of a business opportunity and more of a slow and difficult way to lose a ton of money. And friends. And family. Giant firms with dubious claims of riches and a life of passive income convince vulnerable people to hand over their hard earned money to live a dream that simply does not exist. The guys at the top make off with all the money and the guys at the bottom often face financial ruin. It's a sadness machine that needs a kick up the arse and we are here to deliver said boot.

In the news we look at the dominion lawsuits and Trump who says he is going to spend the rest of his life being sued. Good. We also look at the facebook news ban and the millions march against mandatory covid vaccination which did not have millions of people and mandatory vaccination isn't really a thing. Cool!

Eric gets a job and Pete Evans is booted off instagram, finally, and delivers a shockingly bad first campaign speech. Huge week.

Enjoy!