"Here's the thing men never think about with dating: murder."

Comedian Jared Freid has a new special on the Millennial-to-Boomer relationship, inspired by his relationship with his parents, but he can also deliver top-tier dating advice and swat away Dan's body shaming. Plus, it's not just the body shaming: Dan is in peak form with thoughts on broadcaster salaries and racist undertones from WEEI. Also, let's play a game of Real or Fake Podcast!

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"I did give up sweating."

Have you met our friend D$? He's here to talk Canes Football for 12 hours this afternoon, but Dan is NOT invited. Then, Klay Allen, Dan's thoughts on Pelle Larsson's potential ascension (that Jeremy told you about last week), Greg Cote's cruise, and Mike Ryan's trip to the Coke Zero Sugar 400. Plus, it's time for the Suey Award Nominees for Best Revelation.

Today's cast: Dan, Zaslow, Roy, Chris, Jeremy, and Mike.

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"Who the hell told you that?"

JuJu delivers his Jokers of the Weekend to Keenan Allen, Jayson Tatum, and Daejon Love. He ALSO has flowers that he had no choice but to give himself, and updates a wild day on The Polls.

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"Just clock in when it's time to f***."

Amin is here for his Weekend Observations, but he is struggling to get through them with [redacted]. Plus, Jeremy updates Dan on what he missed recently in Major League Baseball, and we get to a variety of heavier topics across the sports landscape, including Josh Jacobs being placed on the commissioner exempt list for battery charges.

Content Warning: This Hour discusses domestic violence, which may be distressing or triggering for survivors or those affected by abuse. If you or a loved one has been a victim of DV, help is available at the National Domestic Abuse Hotline.

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"No, doggy style."

Zaslow dismisses Kirk Herbstreit's advice to couples on how to guarantee you will have a boy, and speaking of, it's time for a LOADED Suey Category: Best Dismissal. Plus, Tony gives the crew detailed information about the wrong coach at the wrong stadium, we pay tribute to Will Levis after the Titans cut him, and Jaylen Brown gets the Key to the State.

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"Massage near me."

It's time for the first category of the Suey Awards, but first, Dan wonders why the entire crew is dressed in red T-shirts and backward hats, and Jeremy introduces his pivot to a country music career with his single dropping Friday titled 'The Diary of a Personable Fella.' Plus, how did a new Nicholas Cage movie get stolen? And Dan tells a story about a Larry David situation he came across while in Los Angeles.

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"They wash their underwear..."

Dan is back, and while he heard a lot of our show while he was gone, nothing confused him more than the AEW wrestler who's been making Greg Cote references. He also teaches the crew a hotel hack he learned from pilots and flight attendants, marvels at Messi, predicts a De'Von Achane injury, is surprised by Zaslow's thoughts on Tua, and, oddly enough, thanks Awful Announcing.

Today's cast: Dan, Zaslow, Roy, Chris, Jeremy, and Tony.

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"I've never felt like more of a man."

Jeremy recommends a TV show for the crew and tells the story of becoming a fixer-upper in his own home. Dameshek tests the crew's football knowledge with a game of "Who That Is?" that sends him into a frenzy. Tony introduces a scam from a fake 49er. Zas wears his championship rings. Roy knows things. Chris... just sits out.

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"I don't know why I said he's the GOAT."

New friend of the show Andy Cortez stops by to give us details from his trip down to Scotland to see all the gameplay for Grand Theft Auto VI, but Tony's distracted by how much he sounds like ANOTHER friend of the show. Plus, Dave finally saw The Odyssey, Amin has the Top 5 previews he saw before his showing, and Chris makes one of his worst mistakes ever.

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"T.C., baby!"

Zaslow is frustrated that his wife skipped ahead of him on a show they're watching, but Amin has a solution. Plus, why did the Panthers get compared to the L.A. Dodgers? And a look back at how the Heat went from a miserable roster to a contender in the year and a half since Jimmy Butler demanded out of Miami.

Today's cast: Zaslow, Your ol' pal Dave Dameshek, Roy, Amin, Chris, Jeremy, and Tony.

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