The Dark Ride

Today we head back to the megabite bar,  to bury some beers and act funny about all things theme parks. This week Adriane and Ryan, do an impression of a newscast, as they butcher the factoids surrounding the Florida vs Disney debacle with the Reedy Creek Special improvement zone. Then the terrible twosome answer some really fun listener questions. to wrap things up , They do as all great millennials do and take a live buzzfeed quirky quiz to find out which Disney DILF they are. Any guesses?... Who said Maurice from beauty and the beast?, that guy basically traded his life for his daughter to be kept by a monster as his... this is getting dark, if your wanna know, y'all just gotta listen.… tune in to find out.

Like a grand and miraculous spaceship, our pale blue dot of a planet has sailed trough the universe of time... and for a brief moment, WE have been completely wasted. Sorry Dame Judi, but it’s true the dynamic duo is back for round two. This week we’re heading back to the goliath golf ball to talk about the Epcot park icon that’s also a ride - the one and only Space Ship Earth! We will go over all the number crunching that a geometry substitute teacher could handle as we figure out who put the phone in phonetics and were willing to bet it was those thankful Phoenicians. on this redux were gonna see how our thoughts of yesteryear hold up to our modern sensibilities and find out once and for all, will Spaceship Earth sore all the way to the top of the universe or will it orbit somewhere around the middle? There’s only one way to find out!

This week on an impromptu At the Bar "shots" addition. we have a mini ep to tide you over. We had some technical issues with our regular episode, but are we gonna let that stop us from maintaining a perfect streak of Wednesday uploads, no way José. Especially when we have Adriane's recent trip to talk all about. You know that feeling when the magic is over and you feel like a ton of bricks has fallen directly and squarely upon your head driving you both into the ground and a state of seemingly unending depression, well that my friends is the Disney hangover, and there are two cures, booking another trip, or listening to your earphone friends talk all about it. Come hang with us and have some hair of the dog... The Disney dog,... A shot of Pluto... This is getting Goofy. Listen in and see just how goofy it gets.

Bonjour, This week on an all new episode of ‘The Dark Ride’, we head back to the binary brasseries to get our tum tums filled with French fries, French toast, French kisses, and ah ha ha the French champagne. If you didn't get the subtle hint its time to get your escargot forks ready cause were about to get freaky with some frog legs and have some boeuf in the buff as we travel over the channel and spend some time at Les Chefs de France. If you like some Dom Perignon with your Dark Ride this episode is gonna be right up your Eiffel. Join Adriane and Ryan as we play “Drink That Restaurant” with the 80s French café that refuses to quit, or to change much of anything in the 40 years that its been around. Will this formidable fortress of French cuisine be the chefs kiss, or will we wish the chef was a little more Remy and a little less Alfredo Linguini (was that really that characters name, in a French movie, for shame)? There is only one way to find out. Au revoir.

This week on an all new episode of ‘The Dark Ride’, we head back to the digital bar to get our nosh of nectar on. Get your knives and forks ready cause its time to dig in to the contemporary hotels newest digs. What would happen if the world of mad men descended on central Florida and was lit as if they were filming the Hollywood fake moon landing. If you like Ikea furniture and cafeteria style seating mixed with your high end meats, boy oh boy do we have the establishment for you. Join Adriane and Ryan as we play “Drink That Restaurant” with Steakhouse 71. Will this roadhouse of ribeyes be the chefs kiss, or will the hanger steaks be hangin’ on by a thread? There is only one way to find out.

Today we head back to the digital dive bar,  to sip some suds and joke around about all things theme parks. This week Adriane, and Ryan, join the rest of the themepark world and talk about the pros and cons of the new Galactic Starcruiser a star wars hotel. Then the pair perfecto discuss what their the biggest Icks and Awws of the disney universe. They wrap up the show with some fun truth or drinks bringing it back old school AnR. Hope you enjoy gettin jiggier than Will Smith at Jaden's 21st.… tune in to find out.

This week on an all new episode of Drunk Distory presents ‘The Dark Ride’. Join us as we take a journey into our imaginations and remember a boisterous  bearded man with a penchant for porkchops and his likable little fellow with the horns of a steer and a deep purple pigment. Today we muster up the courage to ride a replacement of a theme park wunderkind, as we cover Journey into Imagination with Figment. Tune in and find out; what ever happened to the dreamfinder?, why is Figment a frat bro now?, who in the great basin of beelzebub is Dr. Niles Channing, and what did he do with our mother lovin' pavilion? ... All these questions and so much more will be answered if you dare to dream the undreamable dream and imagine greatness where Eisner once saw only dollar signs. Will our dynamic duo make it out of the imagination institute with fewer than five figment farted on us jokes? There’s only one way to find out!

This week on an all new extra special episode of ‘The Dark Ride’, we head back to the virtual tavern to get our celebration on. Get your party ears ready cause we gone and made it to one hundred episodes. If we were a sitcom in the 80s we’d be syndicated now, which is probably why tv doesn’t work that way anymore.  We are ringing in our new centennial with a mega wrap up show; we got games, we got drinks, we got a hangover from all the games and drinks. Join Adriane and Ryan as we go over all the “Drink That Ride” episodes to see where we got it right, and where the booze got the better of our score cards. We also give you some tricky trivia from our past episodes and our favorite show titles over the past century. It's been a great one hundred episodes for The Dark Ride and were looking forward to what the next one hundred drinking podcasts will bring, hopefully not liver failure.