The Dark Ride

This week on an all new episode of Drunk Distory presents ‘The Dark Ride’ we wrap up our not so Minnie-tournament where we drank all 11 of Epcot’s World Showcase Pavilions! Time to remember the good, the bad, the Italy. Over the last few months we did deep dives all around Epcots world showcase and now we need your help to wrap up our lap around the lagoon. We ranked each of the pavilions in a series of categories in our drink that Pavilion game. And today Were gonna cover the highs, lows, and mid riff weirds of the whole shebang. As we throw praise and shade with abandon at all the countries . Hopefully at the end we will know with certainty which Pavilion is the reigning champ, and which pavilion is up for pluto chow. Join us to find out!

This week on an all new episode of Drunk Distory presents ‘The Dark Ride’ we complete our mini-tournament where we drink all 11 of Epcot’s World Showcase Pavilions! Time to remember me, Panchito, Jose, and Donald as we motorboat our way through the finest example of outside inside this side of the lagoon. That's right we have made our way all the way round the puddle and today we will get blind drunk on margs while we chat all things Mexico! Will this pyramid with the heart of a jaguar take home the prize of top pavilion or will its hopes of glory be smashed on the ground like a sugar luchador mask dropped from waist height?  There’s only one way to find out!

This week on an all new episode of Drunk Distory presents ‘The Dark Ride’ we continue our mini-tournament where we drink all 11 of Epcot’s World Showcase Pavilions! Join us as we head to the very Mythical realm of Arendelle and the very real country of Norway to let it all go. Adriane and Ryan dive into the deep end of a pool filled with the remains of a summer struck Olaf to figure out all the good stuff in this Scandinavian soufflé. From Trolls to snowball we cover it all,  but does this frozen wonderland have what it takes to take down the other 10 pavilions? There’s only one way to find out!

This week on an all new episode of Drunk Distory presents ‘The Dark Ride’ we continue our mini-tournament where we drink all 11 of Epcot’s World Showcase Pavilions! Join us as we head to the far east of the lagoon and the far far east of the world as we find out if there is a thing as too big of a gift shop. Were heading to China where we can discover hand done  intricately carved wooden doors and intricately molded plastic dragons. A land where they turn water into tea, temples filled with symbolism, and hats shaped like racism.   But does this red dragon have what it takes to take down the other 10 pavilions? There’s only one way to find out!

Welcome foolish mortals, to The Dark Ride's Spooky Séance Spectacular. If you're brave enough, join us for scary stories, necromancer news, and goulish games. But what could be scary about the happiest place on earth? This week Adriane and Ryan will talk about all of the horrifying things in the kingdom,  from real life ghost stories to their opinions on the loss of Shrek 4d at universal and what villain Meet and Greets that they would like to see in the parks. Stay tuned for a game of boo or false that would make Uncle Walt turn over in his grave. Before listening, ask yourself one question.... Are you afraid of The Dark Ride????

Welcome Foolish Mortals to the return of the Haunted Mansion episode of ‘The Dark Ride’ we are your hosts, your podcast hosts! Our last spooky season episode had some ghastly sound, but was so much fun that we thought we should give it new life. That's right, we are revisiting the house on the hill for another in-death look at the colonial cadaver cottage. So boys and ghouls, Muster your courage and enter if you dare, to an otherworldly realm where you will hear an aura of foreboding facts while sipping some ghostly delights. Don’t close your eyes and don’t try to hide or a silly drink may sip by your side. Could this haunted attraction come back from the dead to actually win our doom buggy race, or is it just your imagination? Hmm mm mm, there’s only one way to find out!

Silencio Brunos and Brunettes, This week on an all new episode of Drunk Distory presents ‘The Dark Ride’ we continue our mini-tournament where we drink all 11 of Epcot’s World Showcase Pavilions! This week we’re heading over to the boot shaped bonanza, the ole country itself - The Italy Pavilion! This is a doozy of a restaurant,... I mean episode.  Listen in as Adriane and Ryan drink heavily and find out if riding on the Pope's back would make for a good pavilion ride, or if their is anything worse than a whistle blowing mime. We take no prisoners on this wonderful whine on wines, while we chit chat about all things blah in the land of pizza and limoncello.  But does this supped up Olive Garden have what it takes to take down the other 10 pavilions? There’s only one way to find out!