The Darkest Timeline Podcast

In the sixth episode of this season we actually suffer. If you've never seen the steaming pile of 2001 that is Freddy Got Fingered then you don't know what I'm talking about and you should keep it that way. If you are somehow deranged and don't want to keep your sanity, you can change your stars on Amazon for more money than anyone should ever spend on this terrible movie.

Reached by virtue of Shaquille O'Neal

In the fifth episode of this season we suffer through the 1997 superhero train wreck known as "Steel", starring Shaquille O'Neal. If you too would like to watch Shaq give acting the old college try, you can buy if from Amazon for way more than it's worth. This is truly not a good movie.

Reached by virtue of Kevin Grevioux

We watch 2014's extremely "meh" nearly Underworld tie-in: I, Frankenstein staring the usually not so "meh" Aaron Eckhart. There are some people from Underworld in it, but they're playing different people. If you really really love Underworld, you can buy the movie on Amazon or somewhere else. Like...really love.

Reached by virtue of Bill Nighy

In the third episode of this season we watch the 2009 guinea pig spy flick G-Force, starring the voice of Sam Rockwell. As an adult, I can't say that this film is in any way funny. Seriously. If you want to punish yourself for whatever reason, you can buy it on Amazon. We really didn't like this movie; it was rough.

Reached by virtue of Steve Buscemi

For the second episode of Season 1 we watched the 1996 cinematographic beatuty of  "Escape from L.A." starring Kurt Russel. If you haven't seen it, think Escape from N.Y., but set in L.A. And if you feel like supporting an industry that thought this movie was a good idea, you can buy it from Amazon. It's something you can do for the cause.

Reached by virtue of Peter Fonda

In our first eposode of Season 1 we watched the 1993 gem of cinema "Deadfall" starring Michael Bien. Nick Cage and Charlie Sheen also appear in the movie, and both are at their best. If you want, you can buy it on Amazon. We whole-heartedly recommend it. . . kinda-sorta.

Reached by virtue of Nick Cage