By The Devil's Advocates Crew
Extreme comedy. Extreme stupidity.
The Justice League is DC's answer to the Avengers. Both groups go way back in comic book history, but Marvel's movies based on their stable of superheroes have been tremendously more liked. Maybe because they took the time to cultivate...
The Fleshlight Launch powered by Kiiroo is the hot new product that pairs with the Fleshlight to completely automate the sex act so you can remove all manual labor from the equation. This may not seem like a big deal,...
The Obamacare Replacement Plan has been unveiled by Paul Ryan, and everyone is very excited to harness the power of the free market to drive costs down by giving consumers the power to shop around. If there's one thing the...
Wanna go to a brothel? Me too! Wanna go to one that consists only of sex dolls? Me neither! But some people do, I guess, in Spain since they opened just that - a sex doll brothel. The dolls are...
Bill Paxton died. So that's sad. Many of our favorite quotes come from Bill Paxton movies, and this week we honor him in a very special way. Meanwhile, a free press is the cornerstone to a democracy. This opinion is...
Milo Yiannopoulos is a senior editor at Breitbart, the website that blurs the lines between conservative news and conspiracy theories. In the past year he has gained a lot of notoriety for his paradoxical and passionate viewpoints. He loves Trump...
SNL has brief periods of success bookended by decades of mediocrity. This year, we're in the success period as SNL finds themselves with ratings higher than the last 10 plus years. So, what was the secret? Trump mainly; the rest...
This week had most Americans trying to remember the fog of high school to piece together just what an executive order is. With so many executive orders being issued this week by Trump, just what power do they actually have?...
Bane was the villain in the third Batman movie from Christopher Nolan. He was a psychopath and a terrifying presence, so it shouldn't be surprising that when Trump thought about what to say at his inauguration, he would lift a...
VR Porn has been the dream all men have lusted after ever since that scene in Demolition Man with Sylvester Stallone and Sandra Bullock. We're getting dangerously close with the advent of the Oculus Rift, and people everywhere should be...
Planned Parenthood provides a number of services to people, often lower income individuals in need of basic health care or guidance to help keep from making their lives worse than they already are. Services such as cancer screenings, STD testing,...
Virtual reality is one of those ideas that's been around for decades and thought to be the future of humanity, like self-driving cars or equality. With the commercial production of VR hardware like Oculus Rift, HTC Vive, Samsung Gear, and Google...
Happy new year is a strange thing to wish someone. It's kind of an obligation- now they have to try and have a happy new year, unless you mean it simply as that you wish they would have a happy...
Merry Christmas, you little jerks. It's that time of the year where Christians celebrate the birth of their role model for good behavior while screaming at each other over mall parking spaces. On that note, we present a very Merry...
If you've seen the movie Idiocracy, you know that eventually we're doomed to be a planet full of morons drinking gatorade as Earth's last breath quietly whimpers its way out. Unfortunately, it looks like we may have warp-zoned past about...
Can't stop the feeling by Justin Timberlake is my go-to happy song. I turn into a complete fairy when it comes on the radio and I will immediate dance and sing. Watch us turn this into a celebration of one...
Hatchimal is a word you probably know by now if you're a parent of small children. It's the toy you have to buy this holiday season to prove your love to your kids, and it can't be found anywhere because...
Starbucks is a very progressive company. They take coffee and make it into delicious treats, and charge you double for the privilege. They also ram their progressively thoughtful opinion down your throat harder than a dick in Aurora Snow's mouth,...
Do I really need to type out a description for this episode? Is there even anything else worth talking about? Donald Trump, the reality TV, sexual aggressor, blowhard, fake tan connoisseur and occasional evil villain and business person, is going...
Louis CK is much funnier than anyone on this show, so rather than pontificate about the election and the likely results you know by now, let's listen to what Louis CK has to say. It'll be the most laughter you've...
Madonna likes to do shocking things. Sadly, when you do enough things that you think are shocking, they stop being shocking are start being pathetic. Madonna is just about 60 years old, and was at an Amy Schumer show. She...
Clowns are strange creatures in their current iteration in history. While meant to illicit laughter and merriment, they took a turn for the scary somewhere around the time the great clown Pagliacci got mad at his wife. It was touch...
Trump finally hit a level low enough to wake people up. The infamous recording from Access Hollywood has probably ended his career, and a strange chapter in our lives is hopefully coming to and end. Speaking of which, you might notice...
CO2 might be something you forgot about since high school science, but it stands for carbon dioxide. The more of it in our air, the worse it is for humans. While we all enjoy debates and Trump and Kardashians, CO2...
Debate time during the presidential election cycle is basically the Superbowl for those of us who don't like sports. It also gets treated like the Superbowl, in that people talk about offense, defense, tactics, and a whole lot of uninformed opinions,...
Snowden is the new film out from Oliver Stone. It tells the story of Edward Snowden, the CIA employee and high level clearance contractor who saw what the government was up to with the NSA and decided he couldn't ignore...
iPhone releases are kind of like birthdays - they happen every year, the people who show up for it have nothing better going on in their lives, and they inevitably leave you feeling disappointed. Last week Apple released the iPhone...
Lyft is a company that has a very interesting business model. Their plan seems to be to do everything exactly the same as Uber, but to not be Uber. It’s not the worst plan, and for all I know Lyft...
Burkini babes are something you won’t find anywhere except France, and even there it looks like those wearing a burkini are in trouble. The burkini, for those who are unaware, is an invention for stupid women who enjoy being oppressed...
Katy Perry is out of your league. It doesn't matter who you are, because she's a pop star who looks like a porn star but hasn't shown her tits or kitty publicly yet, which makes her a hot commodity. Only...
Incest is more than just an excuse for V.C. Andrews to write a novel; incest is also a category on most porn sites. In both cases the success lies in the fact that it’s so taboo it interests people in...
Suicide Squad is the latest DC comics and Warner Brothers movie to get critically panned as a mess trying to accomplish way too much while accomplishing nothing. WB gets their hooks into the movie looking for immediate profit on a...
Hillary Clinton has been building toward the Democratic nomination for president ever since a chubby intern put Bill Clinton's presidential prick in her mouth back in the 90s. She is a smart and ambitious woman, and once Bill was caught...
Crazy bitches are a part of life. Women are smart, caring, creative, and dedicated- every bit as much as men, if not more so. However, women are, on occasion, more based in emotional responses than men. This is a good...
Mike Pence is the man Donald Trump has thrust upon his selection rod for the spot of vice president. Mike Pence is defined by many characteristics; a hatred of gays, fundamentalist religious views, and looking like a reanimated corpse. The...
Pokemon Go is the latest game in the Pokemon franchise, at least I think it is. It’s hard to tell because these games are constantly being created, and frankly I’m not sure if there’s anything different about any of them....
Miss Teen USA is one of America’s finest creations. Realizing that ogling women while making them perform is a delightful activity, we as Americans do not rest on our laurels. How can we improve upon the Miss USA pageant? At...
Brexit is the hashtag-friendly term that the Internet ran with when a complicated subject like Britain leaving the European Union needed a simple word to be referenced by social media power users, such as your 13 year-old nephew. Brexit has...
Orlando is having a bad month. Firstly, there’s been a spotlight on a rape that happened, which was particularly distasteful, by a young man with the appropriate porn-sounding name of Brock Turner. His parents wrote some particularly stupid and questionable...
Blair Williams is a contestant on Sex Factor, the reality show about young people rebelling against their parents by competing in a competition for a million dollar porn contract. We are three episodes in, and several contestants have either eliminated...
Harambe was, for those who don’t know, a gorilla who was shot and killed at the zoo because a kid managed to get into the gorilla exhibit and was in danger of being harmed by him. The debate that sparked...
Casey Anthony is a white trash girl who liked partying and didn’t so much like parenting. She was the center of a trial that enraptured a nation of simpletons, as she allegedly murdered her daughter because it was getting in...
Sex Factor seemed like kind of an obvious parody to make, based on the popular show X Factor. However, making an actual reality show based on the idea of contestants competing to be the next great porn star is the...
