The secret of the universe is to love yourself

Big scare I thought I found my first grey pubic hair. The discipline on sitting down to write, work, and listen to my standup to make better. Don't enjoy acting auditions so much that I'd just rather not do it. Siro, the male Siri for guys. We're living in the future with phones that scan our face to unlock. Gov't def can watch us through our front facing cameras, but since the population is so high, gov't officials only spy on gov't threats...and celebrities. Sometimes I question if actors trying to make it in Hllwd are actual artists. 

Sober October over, mom's plants, tonights material onstage about my daughter, and my mom, losing weight, why doesn't everybody have a PhD in nutrition since we eat every day multiple times a day, scary kid pic on IG

Having a bad day, model job escorting the elite, mom babysitting and starting a kitchen fire, was it the tortilla on the stove or the kale in the skillet that caused the fire, don't talk about politics with family, and watching Republicans and Democrats going against each other is like watching children fighting on a playground. 

Gospel choir voice, my daughter better be better than me, Stephen Hawking domestic fights, fighting cancer vs preventing cancer, is the government watching us through our camera phones, Dodger stadium straightjacket run, then jail time, district attorney office out to get me led by a guy like Judge Lance Ito from the OJ case with Cardi B confidence.

Sober October, on a health and workout kick, Brett Kavanaugh Controversy, hashtag me too, single dad problems

Recycled tissue versus lotion tissue, unsubscribing from websites, ego wanting to get a PhD just so I can be called doctor, if there weren't ever any religions...what would you believe? Toast Masters, and my big blow up at the open mic with the lady who was on the phone with Louis CK.

Single dad life, final mold update, the French Poke, the more followers a girl gets on instagram...the bitchier she gets, and Marlon Brando & Richard Pryor did some Sexual Healing.  

Young male models, 1 hour drama callback fail, mold update, staycation, we all have family secrets, mental health, and an intimidating daily planner. 

Sexy Terrorist, being half black and half white but looking white, insensitive white side, good black side, and heroic other white side. The black nod, too healthy crackers in cupboard, mold update, riding bird/lime electric scooter for the first time.