Not the biggest animal lover, audition fail for Pet Co commercial, black mold update, would if Scientology has it all figured out and everybody else is wrong, my daughter is my best friend.

Blowing off a commercial audition, mold in my apt & health issues, ex-wife material thats been bombing onstage 

How I started in comedy by co-producing a prank show pilot called 'Straightjacket' that got some heat but ended up not getting picked up by networks because the pranks were too mean spirited. 

Still wearing your cool watch even though it needs a battery. Decision to not drink alcohol anymore. Buying a kegerator for kombucha. Seeing things as wrong or right. Experience where I realized I've been a fraud. And the amount of money it would take for me to give up my dream? 

Sampling nuts in Whole Foods with no intention to buy; and the nerve of the supplement aisle lady to think that I liked her and my scheme to prove her incorrect. 

Doing a bit about male modeling on stage for the first time. Requirements of a working male model. And the story of the Haynes underwear job in New York.

A shady jean company owner who gave a great gift bag; and my personal thoughts on lip injections and plastic surgery. 

Fat girls have better personalities; really hot girls have slightly underdeveloped brains; the anthropology of supermodels; and I'm the Kurt Rambis of modeling.

Details a bad male modeling job having to wear gay pride underwear in a mall with a ill-mannered drag queen.

MTV's Road Rules audition failure, dirty tanning salons, crabs, drugs, and honest expression.