Mistaken for gay, camping in the wind, capitalizing on a suicide, a kid hit in the face, Drake Bell being a tease, Lizzo calls it quits, a two-headed wife, the FBI is at your door, trans visibility day vs. Easter, 800 hostages, a sonic boob tattoo, and a sloppy erotic story; all that and more on The Dick Show!

I lose the National Puzzling Championship, peeing outside, the Madame Web fakeout, guns for illegal aliens, squatters' rights, an excessive free speech warning from Canada, nuclear disarmament consultants, a AAA game developer writes in, a highschool slave auction, an Israeli man calls in to have an argument, and Black Advil; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

A meat intervention, the TikTok ban, Sean and Maddox go on a double date, The TENT Partnership program for refugees, the Yaira trailer, murder clearance rates, fat witches and weight journey spells, Dylan Mulvaney's video, the Black Panther game has a "no whites" policy, Riley 2 needs a new co-host (and to lose 200 pounds), and strippers under 21 are banned in Florida; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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The Lay-Down Toilet, Title XXX: a porn version of everything, a penis blocker for Twitter, Roofie-Ozempic, a sound only women can hear, more Elmo hate, and the next chapter of Maddox's Cuckumentary: THE N-WORD; all that and more on this bonus episode of The Dick Show!

Sean breaks dozens of golf clubs, Karl's "Queer Kids Stuff" show, puzzle practice, Bible questions, Ralph drives a man into $500k in debt, more secret Maddox recordings, falling aid in Gaza, the Joe Rogan Killer, destroying a painting more better, Perspicacity calls in about Vickers and various things, Maddox the Meme Police, and Gamer Gate 2; all that and more on this episode of The Dick Show!

Depictions of simulated tobacco use, Big Everything, getting out of a $200 carnival, hidden Maddox tapes are released, the city counsil slayer, "Aronofsky's Pi", Scrabble words that are not allowed, minimum wage exclusions for bread makers, the FBI combats racism in stock photography, DignifAI for thots, and Dagon calls in; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

A fat woman orders a Lyft, Milei balances the budget, female cops dancing and using doors as target practice, Reddit's smug Terminator robots, Google's history, Australian Jews threaten the entire world, yeast infection bread, a 16 washing machine-sized asteroid, "freedom isn't free", and long distance relationships; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Sean's dog comes over, Vinnie and Karl from the Creep-Off call in and play a Vaush game, Maddox makes schizo Valentine's Day cards, a cop filps out over an acorn, a trust in media survey, Ebony Alerts, getting over a bad breakup, Biden brings a Black family fried chicken for dinner, and I stop a woman from getting a breast reduction; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

A better Putin interview, a guy steals iPhones, lots of Mexicans in the snow Trap Daddy calls in and it's not what you think it is, a reparations lady, The Superbowl over abortions, Gina Carano's stupid lawsuit, and Maddox goes on AM radio; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Horse-Man is here to save the day, Amazon ships tiny-houses for millenials to die in, Miss Plus America, a fat woman interviews Maddox, Love on the Spectrum, Florida outlaws science, immigrants, what's wrong with Elmo, tampons in the boy's room, a crazy woman writes in, and a guy wants to trick his girlfriend; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!