The Dick Show

Horse-Man is here to save the day, Amazon ships tiny-houses for millenials to die in, Miss Plus America, a fat woman interviews Maddox, Love on the Spectrum, Florida outlaws science, immigrants, what's wrong with Elmo, tampons in the boy's room, a crazy woman writes in, and a guy wants to trick his girlfriend; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

The Mona Lisa is disrespected, Title IX defenders, The Stochastic Terrorism Bookfair, neo-cervix screenings, the world's largest penis, Vince McMahon is super MeToo'ed, China makes driving safer, Disney swingers, arrested for jokes in a group chat, a guy gives away money, and Madison Madnes reads the news; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Maddox makes another friend who violated a restraining order by attacking her ex, how "crimey" is it getting and why, rain gutters, white people making superhero movies on Mars, Chris the Kiwi's original stalkee, 0nTheJ0hn has another bit, a furry drops some disturbing information on women, actual good advice maybe for the first time, and Eric July goes "scotch Earth" on everyone; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Maddox uses a saying wrong, a frightening erotic story, Chris the Kiwi's first stalkee, a bidet accident, an art class, Sean didn't even know about the Jewish tunnels, John Morrison's hair, swatting a baby, and women crashing planes; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Hitomi Tanaka is in Los Angeles, Maddox finally does a live Q&A and goes to therapy and cries to Boogie about me, Sean gets criticized, Oscar Pistorias is out of prison, a rape happens in VR, FatCon, B-holeWeeb calls in, the Niggler blows his bit, and women's new year's resolutions; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Sean gets pranked, I get pranked, Christmas is ruined by family, people making your wife fat, trans women in boxing, how to stop drinking, all the wrong suicides are up, an erotic Uncrustable, and Maddox turns 2024 into the Year of Dick; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

"America's Next Top Pedophile", gay dads in Cocomelon, what not to put in a Star Wars movie, someone's gay brother is a royal pain in the butt, Satanism, Vito wants to rig rigging an election, an embarrassing Christmas party, and Sean couldn't make it this week; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

A bunch of fat positivity influencers die of heart attacks, Maddox re-releases re-heated re-spaghetti, Satan is beheaded, the interest on the debt, a very specific voicemail, AI BPD girlfriends, and a fat woman eats a salad...or does she? All that and more this week on The Dick Show

Maddox tries to put me in jail, murrlogic needs pants, women invent a candle-melting machine, basic civics in debates, Chud Logic calls in with questions, a stalker shoots a woman, and trixie has a new podcast; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

A Gay Disco Jason Christmas, trucks for guys who throw like girls, Lady Ballers and other parallel economy trash, Disease X, Ireland and immigrants vs. Hate Speech, Lizzo tips a golf cart, a finessing sex from OnlyFans models, Christian parents, and everything else leading up to Maddox's 3-hour opus; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!