The Pedo Bowl, no more free samples at the ice cream store, my dad gets COVID, DAN breaks free of his computer prison and writes a gun poem, shooting space aliens, taxing our tips, Disney adults, guitar lessons for frontholes, and Vito wants a toupee; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Building a nest in my shower, China declares a Balloon Wars, Deep Fake Brain Pornography, gay zombies and gay survival, Blackuary, the American Homeland, and Maddox on AI; all that and more this week on The Dick Show

A Job Lynch Mob takes Justin Roiland down, Sean name drops, an ice man princess falls on television, Nick Rekieta calls in to talk about an insane person who is suing him and Kyle Rittenhouse, the impending tech wars, my solution for the cope of agorism, more Jesus stuff, OxMad retires, and the WATP/TDS live show tickets are on sale; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Baked Alaska comes in studio to defend his honor, Brittany Venti calls in to talk about getting struck by Eliza Blue, millenials are not going conservative like they're supposed to, a guy has a fat girlfriend, gaslighting your wife, AR-15s, the WATP/TDS crossover live show, gay couples adopting, and everyone is sick; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Bariatric surgery for kids, Miss Universe is run by a "wemon", M&Ms are cigarettes for ladies, reparations, Maddox is retired by the game, a fat lady #MeToos all of Ralphamania, the medical consent of the government, "Died Suddenly, femcels, and a guy forfeits an argument; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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Sean has COVID, Vito fills in, Lex Fridman's stupid reading list, Andrew Tate is arrested, Tom Brady gets to second base with his son, a man dies in Ukraine, advice on your girlfriend farting, I get SWATed on New Year's Eve, Mansplaining, Jason Mewes' teeth, suing gun companies, Metokur retires, Chris the Kiwi sings a song for Cantillions, and a man cries on voicemail; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Ukraine stealing Black people's money, my New Year's resolutions, losing at Christmas, a "healthy at any size" influencer dies, why everyone hates Ralph, remembering Cantillions, and anime figurines; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Nick Fuentes uses the studio, Hitler wins a debate, Elon Musk bans eyesight, California assembles a reparations committee, Karl and Vinnie call in with Creeps, "Murder the Media" J6 defendants call in, Pani reads news, and my soap gets replaced; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

My original Twitter account gets reinstated, a flight voucher is stolen from me, Hitler is a bad guy and lives in hell, good advice, an argument, and Lord of War 2; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!