The Dick Show

De-platformed from charity, ten counts of stalking, The Wall Street Journal kills kids, sanctions are coming, Save Our Pets stickers, how to get your girlfriend to lose weight, screwing over your coworkers, my anti-charity, hate speech, holocaust denial, and celebrating the one-year anniversary of The Lolsuit; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

My truck gets dinged at Home Depot, Coach is mistaken for The Great Pumpkin, The Fed and how America's wealth was stolen on Christmas, Dr. Nurse calls in and says Maddox is repulsive, an Erotic Story from a real cuck, a porn star spergs out, Stove spergs out, a possible serial killer spergs out, shaving and leaving tracts of hair all over your face, my take on Asterios' settlement offer, and Joe Buck; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

The greatest bonus episode in history fall out, the magical experience of being a best man with another man, a guy who got leg lengthening surgery calls in, illegal lotteries and the christian caliphate, Waut3rGate3: Cuck With a Vengeance, cancer kills your bank account, Crippled Jesus crashes a domestic violence seminar, eating three breakfasts while camping, men and women: frenemies with no benefits, literal kid prisons for an accidental suicide victim, Sean's advice for NEETs, and Asterios gets a settlement offer from Maddox; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Self-replicating holiday decorations, Taylor from PKA calls in, "American Circumcision", a documentary on foreskin, high-pressure medical sales, and "Jewish calamari", unpopular uses for tampons, QR codes, Venn diagrams on meth and cryptocurrency, sexist artificial intelligence, McDonald's game pieces, Sargon of Akkad calls in to resurrect Gamer Gate, I want to resurrect NoMa'am, hate mail from a victim, Nick Rekieta loses his temper, and I get subpoenaed; all that and more on this episode of The Dick Show!

A cold bidet, Sean agrees to get the band back together for Road Rage: Nashville, body building, female empowerment, and moms I wouldn't like to f**k, penis knowledge is power and other forms of male dominance, a fat woman chews on a pen at the bank, Owen Benjamin plays piano for men and women and believes in the deep state, I believe all women, the Christmas season begins, Karl from "Who Are These Podcasts?" deconstructs The Best Debate in the Universe, I tell several tell comedy jokes and give Maddox a brilliant idea for his non-existent bonus episodes, Andy Warski calls in about Blaire White and the future of trolling, Dickels are back, fursecution is back, the Trumpkin hat is back, and the back of Sean's love pillow is a crew neck; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

Throat sweats from the #Healstream, raising money for children's cancer, the all-knowing time-wizards at the FBI, tone police, why we believe all women, Peach's mustard song, the #Compliance movement, Modern Medusa reads the news, Tanner has his own Devil's Triangle, the hangover that never goes away, a woman in code, Peach says too much again, agreeing to the terms of cervix, and what happened to all the UFOs; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

My obsession with retaining walls, my dad stealing koi, I finally find the mysterious Wage Gap everyone is always complaining about, my violent ranting gets a beautiful woman off on Drunken Peasants, why diversity is a weakness, swing dancing, frozen yogurt for Hitler, the death of Fight Night 2, swing dancing, destroyed suits, Nick Rekieta interviews a pedophile and sends a real Cease and Desist letter to Maddox and Landau, Kaya Orsan from The Official Podcast defends his stalking charge, and an erotic squirting horror story from a real man; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

I am mistaken for a woman at bar trivia, half-drinked Diet Cokes in the fridge, Doug TenNapel calls in to talk about Earthworm Jim, Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, the Jurassic Park video game, cuckery, lawsuits, gay marriage, and my fan art, Maddox confesses to Maliciously Prosecuting Asterios, "Tito, Tito, Tito", human suicide shields, the Liquor Limbo, Russian toaster cars, losing too much weight, Jamie news, and Facebook News turns one years old; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

A 9/11 story to rule them all, fat women at the LA fair spill nachos on me, out of control snoring, forgetting your Leatherman, lost sunglasses and the time I got knocked out by a fish, #ComicsGate, when to ask for a girl's number, THOTs at sea and fisherman wisdom, Mundane Matt calls me a name I won't repeat, a news babe flakes, the big tiddy goth gf who destroyed Elon Musk, and erotic stories of failure and conquest from 9/11; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

A terrible thing I did after the PKA drinking show, the Little Platinum Books/Maddox Patreon conspiracy, Cody Wilson calls in to talk about women and guns, my investigation into the Alex Jones trans-porn incident, Kate the Russian news babe, false-flagging Neil Armstrong, 4D-printed guns, "Bad Hombre" the Madcast pedophile, Dr. Nurse defects to our side, UCB front holes, the fake police are called again, and my offer to pay Maddox's rent since he seems to be hard up for cash; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!