The Dildorks

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The Dildorks episodes

August 14, 2018 Episode 100: Purity vs. Immaturity
It's our 100th episode!! We celebrated by taking one of those weird 100-point purity tests to determine which one of us is sluttier. Any guesses?!
Accountability | Who’s More Pure? | Dates | Dancing | Kissing | Positions | Birthday Hickeys | Strippers | Drinking | Drugs | Caressing & Fondling | Manipulation | Sauna-ing | Intercourse | Lube | Butt Stuff | Sex Workers | Masturbation | Exhibitionism | Crossdressing | Giveaway
Credits:
Music by PROTODOME
Artwork by Addison Finch
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1 hr 9 min
August 07, 2018 Episode 99: Seducing Sex Scribes
Here's our live show from the 2018 Woodhull Sexual Freedom Summit! We discussed the fine art of romancing sex bloggers, from DM-slides to consent practices to sex toy reviewing.
Assumptions | To Flirt or Not to Flirt? | Flirty Fans | Mistakes | “Hi” | Consent Issues | Manic Sexy Dream Person | Negotiating What Gets Shared | Sex Toy Reviewing | Tinder Wingwomen | Peepshow Toys | The Butters | Coming Out as a Sex Blogger | Voices | Uncomfortable Questions | Unsafe Toys | Outlets in Tents | Different in Person
Credits:
Music by PROTODOME
Artwork by Addison Finch
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50 min
July 31, 2018 Episode 98: Boxed In, Boxed Out
Let’s talk gender, folks! This week we’re discussing masculinity, femininity, why they’re good, why they’re bad, and how we hope to see them change.
Crop Tops | Gender Roles | Chivalry | Public Kink | Masculinity | Non-Binary | Public Bathrooms | Bowties & Snapbacks | Pain & Power of Femininity | Brendon Urie | Jack Harkness | Flamboyant Men | Brooklyn Nine-Nine | Toxic Masculinity | Consent & Desire | Toxic Femininity | Internalized Misogyny | The Future of Gender | Split Peaches | Binders | Body Hair
Credits:
Music by PROTODOME
Artwork by Addison Finch
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50 min
July 24, 2018 Episode 97: Look At Me, Everyone!
This week we’re discussing the intersections between group sex, public sex, and exhibitionism! Find out how to navigate a play party, what constitutes an orgy, and what group-sex activities we hope to try someday.
Dildo Expulsion | Tapping Out | Gangbangs | Orgy Threshold | MGS | Negotiation | Spin the Bottle | Anxieties | First Times | Goofiness | Play Party Etiquette | Scheduling | Getting Consent | Saying No | Fisting | Jerkception | Advice | Kink vs. Sex | Spanking Motivations | #GroupSexGoals | Risk of Getting Caught | DP | Teaching
Credits:
Music by PROTODOME
Artwork by Addison Finch
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56 min
July 17, 2018 Episode 96: Leaps & Boundaries
We're joined this week by the lovely Marcia Baczynski, speaker, writer, coach, and sexual communication expert! We touched on consent, flirting, long-distance dominance, and much more.
Good Girl Recovery Program | Field Guide to Consent | Flirting | Topping Without Toys | Punctuation | Saying the Big Scary Thing | Sharing vs. Negotiation | Vibrator-Shaming | Operator’s Manual | NRE | Desires
Credits:
Music by PROTODOME
Artwork by Addison Finch
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52 min
July 10, 2018 Episode 95: Diamonds in the Rough Sex
What sex acts do you consider underrated? This week, we’re rhapsodizing the unsung heroes of our sex lives: fingerbanging, the thigh grind, making out, and more!
What Counts As Underrated? | Eva from “What’s My Body Doing?” | Tinder | Making Out | The Thigh Grind | Thigh Harnesses | Knee-Dicks | Dry-Humping | Teasing & Sneaking | Roleplay | Hand Sex | Fisting | The Butters | Flaccid Dicks | Toys | Masturbating Together | Nipple Play | Dildo BJs
Credits:
Music by PROTODOME
Artwork by Addison Finch
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54 min
July 04, 2018 Episode 94: Dryspellibacy
Sometimes your sex life is about the sex you’re NOT having… This week we’re discussing dry spells, celibacy, and other sexless situations!
Sexting & Phone Sex | Longest Dry Spell | Tinder, Etc. | Craving Sex | Date Activities | Sex Distress | Trans Stuff | Masturbation | What Helps? | Sqweel | Sex Education | Toy Reviewing | Deliberate Celibacy | Sexperiments | Introversion | Asexuality | Incels | How to Become More Attractive
Credits:
Music by PROTODOME
Artwork by Addison Finch
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57 min
June 26, 2018 Episode 93: Protocol Me Maybe
This week we’re picking the brain of writer and kink educator Sinclair Sexsmith! We touched on punishment, protocol, confidence, consent, and so much more.
Power | Protocol | Check-Ins | Punishment | Submissive Playground | Consequences | Fears | Debriefing | Palette of Permission | Confidence | Receiving | Learning | Wheel of Consent
Credits:
Music by PROTODOME
Artwork by Addison Finch
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52 min
June 19, 2018 Episode 92: Out, Out, and Away
What does it mean to “come out” and why is it important to us? This week we’re telling our coming-out stories and discussing the intricacies of this rite of passage.
Definition | Co-Optation? | Being Out | Bi Erasure | Kink | Biphobia | Trans | Poly | Partners | Mental Illness | Tattoos | Regrets | Advice | Parental Support | Paving the Way | Irrelevance
Credits:
Music by PROTODOME
Artwork by Addison Finch
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49 min
June 13, 2018 Episode 91: The Puppisode
This week, Bex is chatting with YouTuber and kink sexpert Pup Amp and educator and queer historian Pup Dane about their mutual interest: puppy play!
Getting Started | Basics | D/s Dynamics | Pup on Pup | Play & Silliness | Headspace | Gear | Bondage | Hypnosis | Chastity | Scent | Training | Treats | Bonding | Studies | Community | Pun Game | Compatibility | Collars | Breeds
Credits:
Music by PROTODOME
Artwork by Addison Finch
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1 hr